Every office has one—that guy who thinks he’s the next prank master. But what if I told you about the world’s clumsiest pranker, Tim? Tim’s pranks are legendary, not because they’re clever, but because they always, and I mean always, backfire in the most spectacular way.
1. The Whoopee Cushion Debacle
It all started with the classic whoopee cushion. Tim had grand plans to prank his boss. The goal was simple: plant the cushion on his boss’s chair before an important meeting. The problem? Tim has butter fingers. As he snuck into the room, the whoopee cushion fell out of his pocket and hit the floor with a thunderous PHHHHHTTTT. Unfortunately, it was Tim who made the noise and everyone turned to stare as he blushed ten shades of red. Mission failed.
2. The Fart Spray Catastrophe
Determined to redeem himself, Tim moved onto fart spray. He sneakily spritzed it into the office bathroom, hoping to catch his rival co-worker. But what did Tim forget? The office's ventilation system connects the bathroom to every room. Within minutes, the entire building was engulfed in the foulest stench known to mankind, and everyone—including Tim—had to evacuate. Now whenever people smell something odd, they say, “Must be another Tim prank.”
3. The Pie That Never Landed
One day, Tim got bold. Inspired by old slapstick comedies, he planned the perfect pie-to-the-face gag. He stalked the breakroom, waiting for his victim to enter. But alas, as he prepped for the toss, he tripped over his own shoelaces and flung the pie straight into the copier machine, shutting down the entire office for the day. Tim swore he saw the copier smirk at him.
4. Sticky Situation with Glue
Then there was the time he tried the ol' "glue on the office supplies" trick. The idea was to glue his co-worker’s stapler to the desk. Simple enough, right? Wrong. Tim managed to glue himself to the stapler. After an hour of struggling, followed by an awkward phone call to maintenance for help, Tim became the new office legend—not for his pranks, but for being the only person who’s ever needed a stapler surgically removed from their hand.
5. The Prank Call That Went Too Far
And then there was the time Tim decided to prank call a co-worker, disguising his voice and pretending to be the CEO. Little did he know, he had accidentally dialed the real CEO instead. What followed was 20 minutes of Tim explaining why he thought it was funny to demand free donuts for life in a squeaky high-pitched voice. Needless to say, Tim was on probation for a while.
6. The Ultimate Backfire: The Self-Prank
But the ultimate backfire? The day Tim tried to prank everyone with fake lottery tickets. As Tim handed out the phony tickets, his colleagues reacted politely, knowing it was all in good fun. However, Tim got a little too into the joke and scratched off his own ticket... and thought he won $1,000,000. It took him 45 minutes of wild celebrations before someone broke the news to him that the fake ticket he’d bought himself wasn’t real. He spent the rest of the day hiding in shame.
Prank At Your Own Risk! Tim’s saga is a lesson to all pranksters out there: not everyone is cut out for the life of pranking. If you can’t master the art, maybe it’s time to put down the whoopee cushion and pick up a nice, safe cup of coffee. But if you’re feeling bold (and a little foolish), just remember—at least you're not Tim.
