Set of 2 Girlfriend-Wife-Female-Girl-Woman - Grows 600% size in Water! Gag Joke

Each order is for 2 TOTAL "Grow Girlfriends"

WoW! Now this will get some funny laughs or what! Hate your girlfriend? Want a girlfriend?  Finally, you can and now with no nagging, no pms, no stupid questions like "do I look fat?"  You can now finally watch your Sunday football game in peace. Yup, none of that crap with this grow girlfriend!

Each measures 2.5" inches and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it grow! Once your done leave it out and it will shrink back to the original size, so you can use this over and over again! 

Please note: not for human consumption - Small parts - Not for children under 3 years.