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Why Did I Buy This? – For all your regret needs.

Some things in life just make you go, "Why did I buy this?"—and this category is packed with exactly those things! From impulse buys to gifts you’ll question later, this collection is for anyone who loves quirky, ridiculous, and absolutely unnecessary fun. Regret? Maybe. Laughs? Guaranteed.

🧪 Gelling Jokes Prank Powder – 2-Pack Drink to Sludge Gag

🧪 Gelling Jokes Prank Powder – 2-Pack Drink to Sludge Gag

$3.99
$3.99
A plastic novelty toy resembling a realistic turd is packaged with a blue card featuring an illustration of a shocked person near a pool. The text reads, "1 Huge 10 inch Floating Poop - Fake Turd for Pool Hot Tub - Gag Gift Joke Prank.

Giant 10-Inch Floating Poop – The Ultimate Prank for Pools, Hot Tubs & More! 💩💦😂

$11.95
$11.95
Swamp Ass – The Ultimate Gag Stink Bigfoot Butt Crack Spray 💨🤢

Swamp Ass – The Ultimate Gag Stink Bigfoot Butt Crack Spray 💨🤢

$8.99
$8.99
The Secret Cat Cult - Funny Bird Sacrifice Figurines Toy Set by Archie McPhee is ideal for cat lovers. It includes four black cats with different expressions and a robed orange cat, all around a table with a yellow cat idol—perfect for any feline collection.

Secret Cat Cult - Funny Bird Sacrifice Figurines Toy Set Gift - Archie McPhee

$12.95
$12.95
A bold addition to any desk, the "Professional Insults - Desk Spiral Flip Book" displays illustrated characters with speech bubbles. With a cover that reads, "Censor your true feelings in the workplace," it is perfect for anyone who enjoys office banter or needs a quirky white elephant gift.

Professional Insults - Desk Spiral Flip Book - Funny Office Message Table Signs

$10.95
$10.95
PUG BARKING UNDIES - Furry Dog Willy Thong Underwear Bedroom GaG Joke Gift

PUG BARKING UNDIES - Furry Dog Willy Thong Underwear Bedroom GaG Joke Gift

$14.99
$14.99
A white toilet sits on the 🎹 Potty Piano – Bathroom Floor Piano with Songbook & Batteries, a bright yellow floor mat styled like a playful piano with fun music notes, making it a hilarious bathroom prank gift.

🎹 Potty Piano – Bathroom Floor Piano with Songbook & Batteries

$26.95
$26.95
Mr. Rat's Joyride: Funny Pepperoni-Powered Pizza Car Pull Back Toy Archie McPhee

Mr. Rat's Joyride: Funny Pepperoni-Powered Pizza Car Pull Back Toy Archie McPhee

$10.95
$10.95
HUGE GIANT CONDOM - Mens Super Size! - Funny GaG Joke - Spencer's Gifts

HUGE GIANT CONDOM - Mens Super Size! - Funny GaG Joke - Spencer's Gifts

$9.79
$9.79
The "Good Sex Guide for Seniors" by Ivor Hardon is a hilarious gag gift featuring silhouettes of elderly people with canes on a black background, providing a humorous take on an unexpected topic.

Good Sex Guide for Seniors - Hilarious Over-the-Hill Gag Gift for Senior Citizen

$7.99
$7.99
A woman in a striped crop top and peach bottoms lounges on the Giant Boobies Pool Float Beer Cup Holders 4.5 FEET Boob Swimming Raft GaG in a pool—perfect for bachelorette parties.

Giant Boobies Pool Float Beer Cup Holders 4.5 FEET Boob Swimming Raft GaG

$34.95
$34.95
Holding the 🥊 Brass Knuckle Koozie – Toughen Up Your Drink Game, shaped like brass knuckles and made from insulated foam, keeps your beverage can cool—ideal for any beer lover.

🥊 Brass Knuckle Koozie – Toughen Up Your Drink Game

$10.95
$10.95
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes - Festive Holiday Fun Gag Gift - Archie McPhee

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes - Festive Holiday Fun Gag Gift - Archie McPhee

$7.50
$7.50
The ✈️🤣 FLYING FU%K Mini Plane Glider That Says It All! 🙌😂 is a hilarious adult gag joke—this blue foam plane with "FLYING FUCK" on its wings and thumbs-up sticker makes the perfect funny gift for anyone who loves humor!.

✈️🤣 FLYING FU%K – The Mini Plane Glider That Says It All! 🙌😂 Adult Gag Joke

$7.99
$7.99
A hand holds the Saucy Suzie Flashing Stripper Keychain—a funny adult gag gift peepshow toy featuring a woman with orange hair, black bikini, and pink shoes—set against a white background.

Saucy Suzie Flashing Stripper Keychain – Funny Adult Gag Gift Peepshow Toy 💋

$7.95
$7.95
Make Gnomes Great Again – Funny Donald Trump Garden Gnome by Big Mouth Toys 🇺🇸🧙‍♂️🌱

Make Gnomes Great Again – Funny Donald Trump Garden Gnome by Big Mouth Toys 🇺🇸🧙‍♂️🌱

$31.95
$31.95
Orange Tabby Cat Coin Zipper Purse – Funny Gag Gift Cat Lovers – Archie McPhee

Orange Tabby Cat Coin Zipper Purse – Funny Gag Gift Cat Lovers – Archie McPhee

$11.95
$11.95
Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper - Weird & Wacky Fun Decor! Archie McPhee

Unicorn and Horse Wedding Cake Topper - Weird & Wacky Fun Decor! Archie McPhee

$13.95
$13.95
Unlikely Mentors ~ Trump-Hitler-Stalin-Epstein-Putin-Andrew Tate Hardcover Book

Unlikely Mentors ~ Trump-Hitler-Stalin-Epstein-Putin-Andrew Tate Hardcover Book

$10.95
$10.95
Retro-style packaging of the Archie McPhee "Switchblade Comb," a 50's greaser folding comb costume prop, evokes the era with text exclaiming, "A shocking exposé of youth gone wild!" and "You used my comb!" Ideal for fans of 1950's Teenage Pulp Fiction or those channeling their inner Fonz.

Switchblade Comb - 50's greaser folding comb costume prop - Archie McPhee

$7.95
$7.95
Rubber Chicken 3" Inch Keyring Key Chain - Funny Gag - Archie McPhee

Rubber Chicken 3" Inch Keyring Key Chain - Funny Gag - Archie McPhee

$2.95
$2.95
Poo Timer - Bathroom Potty Poop Clock Gag Joke Prank Birthday, Christmas, Secret

Poo Timer - Bathroom Potty Poop Clock Gag Joke Prank Birthday, Christmas, Secret

$8.99
$8.99
Pass the Poop Tossing Game - Poo Fart Head Hat GaG Joke Funny Novelty Play Toy

Pass the Poop Tossing Game - Poo Fart Head Hat GaG Joke Funny Novelty Play Toy

$14.99
$14.99
OFFICE SQUIRREL Buddy Figure - Your New Hang Out Friend Toy - Archie McPhee

OFFICE SQUIRREL Buddy Figure - Your New Hang Out Friend Toy - Archie McPhee

$24.95
$24.95