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Why Did I Buy This? – For all your regret needs.

Some things in life just make you go, "Why did I buy this?"—and this category is packed with exactly those things! From impulse buys to gifts you’ll question later, this collection is for anyone who loves quirky, ridiculous, and absolutely unnecessary fun. Regret? Maybe. Laughs? Guaranteed.

Unlikely Mentors ~ Trump-Hitler-Stalin-Epstein-Putin-Andrew Tate Hardcover Book

Unlikely Mentors ~ Trump-Hitler-Stalin-Epstein-Putin-Andrew Tate Hardcover Book

$10.95
$10.95
Retro-style packaging of the Archie McPhee "Switchblade Comb," a 50's greaser folding comb costume prop, evokes the era with text exclaiming, "A shocking exposé of youth gone wild!" and "You used my comb!" Ideal for fans of 1950's Teenage Pulp Fiction or those channeling their inner Fonz.

Switchblade Comb - 50's greaser folding comb costume prop - Archie McPhee

$7.95
$7.95
Rubber Chicken 3" Inch Keyring Key Chain - Funny Gag - Archie McPhee

Rubber Chicken 3" Inch Keyring Key Chain - Funny Gag - Archie McPhee

$2.95
$2.95
Poo Timer - Bathroom Potty Poop Clock Gag Joke Prank Birthday, Christmas, Secret

Poo Timer - Bathroom Potty Poop Clock Gag Joke Prank Birthday, Christmas, Secret

$8.99
$8.99
Pass the Poop Tossing Game - Poo Fart Head Hat GaG Joke Funny Novelty Play Toy

Pass the Poop Tossing Game - Poo Fart Head Hat GaG Joke Funny Novelty Play Toy

$14.99
$14.99
OFFICE SQUIRREL Buddy Figure - Your New Hang Out Friend Toy - Archie McPhee

OFFICE SQUIRREL Buddy Figure - Your New Hang Out Friend Toy - Archie McPhee

$24.95
$24.95
MUSTACHE JUMBO 26" MAGNET - Car Fridge Garage Huge Giant Size! ~ Archie McPhee

MUSTACHE JUMBO 26" MAGNET - Car Fridge Garage Huge Giant Size! ~ Archie McPhee

$14.95
$14.95
Naughty Garden Gnome Bird Feeder: Nibble my bits! - Cute Gift

Naughty Garden Gnome Bird Feeder: Nibble my bits! - Cute Gift

$24.95
$24.95
MUSCLE BUFF MAN - Funny Gag "Fill in Face" Shower Curtain - BigMouth Inc.

MUSCLE BUFF MAN - Funny Gag "Fill in Face" Shower Curtain - BigMouth Inc.

$13.95
$13.95
The "Over The Hill” Car Parking Old Fart Permit – Because You’ve Earned It! 🚗💨 is a yellow novelty sign with black and blue accents. A hilarious gag gift for seniors, it’s perfect as a fun birthday parking permit or just for laughs.

"Over The Hill” Car Parking Old Fart Permit – Because You’ve Earned It! 🚗💨

$5.95
$5.95
MODEST PET URN - Rest in Peace Funeral Service in a Can! - Archie McPhee

MODEST PET URN - Rest in Peace Funeral Service in a Can! - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
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Krampus Ornament - Evil Anti-Santa Claus Art Hand-Blown Glass ® Archie McPhee

Krampus Ornament - Evil Anti-Santa Claus Art Hand-Blown Glass ® Archie McPhee

$18.95
$18.95
Someone proudly displays the 💵 Giant Inflatable $100 Bill – Big Bucks, Bigger Laughs! above packaging labeled "Giant Inflatable Hundred Dollar Bill, Size: 5’ X 2’. Perfect for quirky office décor or unforgettable gag gifts.

💵 Giant Inflatable $100 Bill – Big Bucks, Bigger Laughs!

$2.99
$2.99
Giant Adult Nappy Diaper – Hilarious Over-the-Hill Gag Gift for Seniors & Birthdays 🤣🧷💩

Giant Adult Nappy Diaper – Hilarious Over-the-Hill Gag Gift for Seniors & Birthdays 🤣🧷💩

$11.95
$11.95
The EMERGENCY CROW Handheld Sound Machine by Archie McPhee has buttons for "Caw," "Rattle," "Angry," and "Murder." Shown in packaging and in hand, this gag toy is a fun crow noisemaker for any occasion.

EMERGENCY CROW - Handheld Sound Machine Noise Maker Gag Toy - Archie McPhee

$10.95
$10.95
Exotic Dancer Inflatable Boobs Kitchen Costume Apron - Blow Up Boobies & Tassels

Exotic Dancer Inflatable Boobs Kitchen Costume Apron - Blow Up Boobies & Tassels

$22.95
$22.95
Introducing the "CLASSIC INSULTS Desk Spiral Flip Book - Funny Office Message Table Signs," a spiral-bound book adorned with ornate designs and a bee icon. This humorous creation is ideal as a novelty gift, offering intelligent insults to keep the uninformed at bay.

CLASSIC INSULTS Desk Spiral Flip Book - Funny Office Message Table Signs

$10.95
$10.95
Dad Jokes - Embarrassing Edition Hardcover Book - Hysterical Father's Gag Gift

Dad Jokes - Embarrassing Edition Hardcover Book - Hysterical Father's Gag Gift

$9.95
$9.95
🎅 Christmas Willy Warmer Hat & Scarf Set – Festive Gag Gift for the Holidays

🎅 Christmas Willy Warmer Hat & Scarf Set – Festive Gag Gift for the Holidays

$10.95
$10.95
The CRIME SCENE Bathroom Toilet Paper Roll - Funny Gag Prank Joke Novelty, featuring 200 three-ply sheets that resemble yellow crime scene tape labeled "TOILET PAPER," makes a unique and hilarious gift sure to spark conversations and plenty of laughs.

Crime Scene Toilet Paper – 200 Sheets of 3-Ply Hilarious Bathroom Humor! 🚓💩

$8.95
$8.95
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🎁 Funny Birthday Wrapping Paper – "You’d Be Dead in Dog Years!" 🐶 Features cartoon dogs on their backs and bold, colorful "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" text—great funny wrapping paper for birthdays and humor lovers.

🎁 Funny Birthday Wrapping Paper – "You’d Be Dead in Dog Years!" 🐶

$3.99
$3.99
$7.95
BIGFOOT UNDERPANT Sasquatch Giant Size 80" Waist Underwear - Archie McPhee

BIGFOOT UNDERPANT Sasquatch Giant Size 80" Waist Underwear - Archie McPhee

$28.95
$28.95
Are You A Psychopath? - Take The Test - Hardcover Book - Hysterical Gag Gift

Are You A Psychopath? - Take The Test - Hardcover Book - Hysterical Gag Gift

$9.95
$9.95
🍌 Inflatable Lunch Box – Hilarious Gag Gift for Instant Confidence

🍌 Inflatable Lunch Box – Hilarious Gag Gift for Instant Confidence

$9.95
$9.95