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A hand holds a candle-shaped item marked with hours, next to a box labeled "Silent Alarm Clock - Candle Up Your Ass Crack!" the ideal gag gift for your next White Elephant exchange.

Silent Alarm Clock - Candle Up Your Ass Crack! Funny Gag Joke Party Gift

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How to use: When you retire to bed, Insert candle up your rear end to the hour you wish to be wakened at. Light the wick and go to sleep on your stomach.

Caution! Take care not to fart in bed as this may blow out your alarm clock!

Guaranteed to make you jump out of bed!

Wake up to a warm glowing feeling

Makes a great Gag Gift, Over the Hill Birthday, Party Favor, Birthday, Holiday Stocking Stuffer, White Elephant gift, etc.

Comes brand new / in funny retail display box

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