𤢠Pocket 'Disgusting Sounds' Machine Gag Keychain | Hilarious Fart, Burp & Puke š¤¢š„ (BATTERIES REPLACED)
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š¤£Ā Pocket āDisgusting Soundsā Machine Gag Keychain ā Batteries Included (But You Gotta Install āEm!)
Need instant chaos in your pocket? This tiny prank keychain unleashes aĀ glorious symphony of disgusting noisesĀ at the press of a button. From awkward elevators to boring family dinners, this thing turns any silent moment into a comedy meltdown. Made by Big Mouth Inc., the legends of novelty hilarity, and yesāthis little monster really delivers the gross-out gold.
Inside this mini mayhem machine youāll get a glorious buffet of sounds:
šØ Long farts
šØ Quick farts
š¤ Burps
𤢠Dry heaves
𤮠Puke
𤧠Loogie snorts
A true masterpiece of human āacoustics.ā
Now for the honest scoop:Ā these are brand new units,Ā BUTĀ the original demo batteries died last year (RIP little soldiers). So youāre getting this atĀ 25% offĀ for doing 60 seconds of āhandypersonā work. Weāll includeĀ three brand-new LR44 batteriesāyou just grab a tiny screwdriver (eyeglass-size or small Phillips), pop āem in, and boom⦠100% working and ready to offend everyone within a 10-foot radius. Batteries will last for years with normal use.
If this is meant as a gift, heads up: youāll need to open the packaging to install the batteries, so it wonāt look factory-fresh as a wrapped present. But if itās for you (and letās be honest, it probably is), the packaging was headed for the trash anywayāso who cares? š
Comes brand new / factory sealed.