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🤢 Pocket 'Disgusting Sounds' Machine Gag Keychain | Hilarious Fart, Burp & Puke šŸ¤¢šŸ’„ (BATTERIES REPLACED)

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🤣 Pocket ā€œDisgusting Soundsā€ Machine Gag Keychain – Batteries Included (But You Gotta Install ’Em!)

Need instant chaos in your pocket? This tiny prank keychain unleashes aĀ glorious symphony of disgusting noisesĀ at the press of a button. From awkward elevators to boring family dinners, this thing turns any silent moment into a comedy meltdown. Made by Big Mouth Inc., the legends of novelty hilarity, and yes—this little monster really delivers the gross-out gold.

Inside this mini mayhem machine you’ll get a glorious buffet of sounds:
šŸ’Ø Long farts
šŸ’Ø Quick farts
🤭 Burps
🤢 Dry heaves
🤮 Puke
🤧 Loogie snorts
A true masterpiece of human ā€œacoustics.ā€

Now for the honest scoop:Ā these are brand new units,Ā BUTĀ the original demo batteries died last year (RIP little soldiers). So you’re getting this atĀ 25% offĀ for doing 60 seconds of ā€œhandypersonā€ work. We’ll includeĀ three brand-new LR44 batteries—you just grab a tiny screwdriver (eyeglass-size or small Phillips), pop ’em in, and boom… 100% working and ready to offend everyone within a 10-foot radius. Batteries will last for years with normal use.

If this is meant as a gift, heads up: you’ll need to open the packaging to install the batteries, so it won’t look factory-fresh as a wrapped present. But if it’s for you (and let’s be honest, it probably is), the packaging was headed for the trash anyway—so who cares? šŸ˜†

Comes brand new / factory sealed.