Good Sex Guide for Seniors - Hilarious Over-the-Hill Gag Gift for Senior Citizen

Listing is for 1 "Senior Citizens' Good Sex Guide" � The Most Uselessly Funny Book You'll Ever Own!

Ready to bring some belly laughs to your next birthday, retirement party, or awkward family gathering? Introducing the Senior Citizens' Good Sex Guide! This "book" tackles the hard questions of senior love life with the wit and wisdom only a blank notebook can provide!

The back cover teases you with side-splitting lines like:

• "Are blow jobs better without teeth?"
• "How to do it doggy style after a hip replacement."
• "Is she totally submissive... or just dead?"

But wait�what�s inside?
Absolutely NOTHING! That�s right�blank pages galore! No steamy advice or cringy tips here. Use it as a scrapbook, journal, doodle pad, or a place to jot down your list of favorite prune juice brands. The possibilities are endless!

Why this gag gift rocks:
?? Hilariously inappropriate for that over-the-hill friend or relative who still swipes right on dating apps.
?? Perfect for anyone who believes laughter is the best medicine�right after their daily multivitamin and ibuprofen.
?? Comes brand-new in a ridiculously funny display box, ready to shock and amuse.

The perfect gift for:

• Retirement parties: "You're retiring�time to spice things up in the bedroom!"
• Birthdays: "Another year older, but don�t let your hips lie!"
• Literally any event that could use a healthy dose of raunchy senior humor.

Embrace the absurdity of aging with this laugh-out-loud, one-of-a-kind gag gift. Add it to your cart and give the gift of funny today�because growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional! ??