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Grow A Girlfriend - Grows 600% in water funny - GaG Joke Novelty Adult Gift

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Listing is for 1 "Grow" girlfriend

WoW! Now this will get some funny laughs or what! Hate your girlfriend? Want a girlfriend?  Finally, you can and now with no nagging, no pms, no stupid questions like "do I look fat?"  You can now finally watch your Sunday football game in peace. Yup, none of that crap with this grow girlfriend!

Measures 2" & 3/4 inches and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it grow! Once your done leave it out and it will shrink back to the original size, so you can use this over and over again! 

Each comes brand new/factory sealed for resale or as gift. Will come in either purple or pink (color sent at random) 

Please note: not for human consumption - Small parts - Not for children under 3 years.