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Bacon – Meat candy for your soul.

Crispy, greasy, and absolutely irresistible—bacon deserves its own category! From bacon-flavored goodies to sizzling gifts, this collection is a tribute to the tastiest food on the planet. We have it on good authority this collection is 11 times removed from Kevin Bacon.

Bacon Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

Bacon Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$6.95
$6.95
Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon, a fruit-flavored candy with chewy strips, makes an ideal weird and wacky novelty snack or gag gift.

Oscar Mayer Gummy Bacon – Fruit-Flavored Candy | Weird & Wacky Novelty Snack

$9.99
$9.99
BACON SCARF Large 71" Soft-Knit ~ Funny Gag Gift - Archie McPhee

BACON SCARF Large 71" Soft-Knit ~ Funny Gag Gift - Archie McPhee

$18.95
$18.95
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes - Festive Holiday Fun Gag Gift - Archie McPhee

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes - Festive Holiday Fun Gag Gift - Archie McPhee

$7.50
$7.50
BACON DELUXE Car Air Freshner (Sizzling Bacon Aroma Scent) - Archie McPhee

BACON DELUXE Car Air Freshner (Sizzling Bacon Aroma Scent) - Archie McPhee

$3.95
$3.95
BACON LIP BALM - You need this in your life! - Archie McPhee

BACON LIP BALM - You need this in your life! - Archie McPhee

$6.95
$6.95
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MR. BACON GIFT TAG STICKERS - Wrapping Paper Name Tags - Archie McPhee

MR. BACON GIFT TAG STICKERS - Wrapping Paper Name Tags - Archie McPhee

$3.79
$3.79
$6.99
A man in a chef's hat and apron holds a small notebook resembling lunch meat, from the 3PK Lunch Meat Notebook Journals School Kitchen Note Pad Set by Archie McPhee. A larger image of the meaty cover set is shown on a yellow background.

3PK Lunch Meat Notebook Journals School Kitchen Note Pad Set - Archie McPhee

$7.95
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BACON STRIPS Gift Wrap Wrapping Paper – funny gag joke novelty - Archie McPhee

BACON STRIPS Gift Wrap Wrapping Paper – funny gag joke novelty - Archie McPhee

$3.99
$3.99
$7.95
Bogus Meat Gift Card - Recalled Meats! Haha! - Funny Gag Joke Gift

Bogus Meat Gift Card - Recalled Meats! Haha! - Funny Gag Joke Gift

$3.99
$3.99
A person adorned in an EVA foam mask titled "Pagan Breakfast God Mask - Bacon Eggs Toast Costume Party GaG," designed by Archie McPhee and showcasing charming breakfast and brunch-themed motifs, with their fingers thoughtfully resting on their chin.

Pagan Breakfast God Mask - Bacon Eggs Toast Costume Party GaG - Archie McPhee

$16.95
$16.95
Mr. Bacon Jumbo Fridge Magnet – Ultimate Bacon Lover's Kitchen & Car Decor 🥓

Mr. Bacon Jumbo Fridge Magnet – Ultimate Bacon Lover's Kitchen & Car Decor 🥓

$11.95
$11.95
A man wearing a novelty mask shaped like a ham on his face stands out, with packaging labeled "HAM MASK - Hysterical Halloween Costume Party Joke GaG - Archie McPhee" above him. This EVA foam mask is perfect for your meathead costume, effortlessly blending humor and unique style.

HAM MASK - Hysterical Halloween Costume Party Joke GaG - Archie McPhee

$10.95
$10.95
4 BOX SET Bacon Hot Dog Mac & Cheese Gravy Flavored Candy Canes - Archie McPhee

4 BOX SET Bacon Hot Dog Mac & Cheese Gravy Flavored Candy Canes - Archie McPhee

$27.95
$27.95
6 Assorted Pickle-Bacon-Pizza-Hot Dog-Sour Cream-Fried Chicken - Candy Tin Sets

6 Assorted Pickle-Bacon-Pizza-Hot Dog-Sour Cream-Fried Chicken - Candy Tin Sets

$34.95
$34.95