💩 TOXIC SEPTIC ASS SPRAY – Jumbo 4oz Prank Bottle of Pure Disgust 💨
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Brace yourself—this isn't your average fart spray. This is Toxic Septic Ass Spray, the next-level stink spray for pranksters who aren’t messing around. One spritz and you'll unleash an olfactory catastrophe that smells like a septic tank exploded on a 110°F summer day—with bonus notes of poop, pee, and just a dash of vomit for flair. 🤢
🧪 Why It’s the Best (or Worst?)
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✅ Super-Sized 4 oz Bottle – That’s 4x bigger than those sad little 1 oz sprays.
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✅ Legendary Scent – Think porta-potty meets public restroom in a gas station from hell.
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✅ Long-Lasting Laughter – Just 10–20 sprays fills a room with unforgettable stench.
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✅ Great Indoors – For best results (and most laughs), use in small rooms. Bonus points for elevators, bathrooms, or offices.
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✅ 100% Prank-Tested – Thousands sold. Zero complaints. Just stunned silence and hysterics.
📦 You Get:
1x 4oz Bottle of Toxic Septic Ass Spray
Factory sealed, brand new, and ready to ruin someone’s day—in the funniest way possible.
🎯 Perfect For:
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White elephant gift exchanges
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Office pranks
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Bachelor/Bachelorette parties
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Gag gifts for prank-loving friends
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April Fools’ Day
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Your sibling’s bedroom (just saying)
🧼 Disclaimer: This is NOT a body spray. DO NOT spray directly on people, pets, furniture, or food. For prank use only!
👉 Add to cart now and become a legendary prank master. The nose may never forgive you—but the laughs will be worth it