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MODEST PET URN - Rest in Peace Funeral Service in a Can! - Archie McPhee

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ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST, THE DEATH OF A PET SHOULDN'T MAKE YOU GO BUST

Have you seen the price of urns lately? Spending money is no proof of love! This urn is modestly priced. 

This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so you can customize it for the deceased. 

It’s 5" tall (12.7 cm), 4" (10.2 cm) diameter and has a volume of 62.8 cubic inches (102.9 cubic cm)

In addition there’s a reusable interior metal seal and an exterior plastic cap. Includes a fill-in-the-blanks eulogy for easy mourning.

Come brand new / factory sealed / Makes a great gift