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Grow Your Very Own? – (just in case of an apocalypse)

Be prepared for anything—even the end of the world! Our Grow Your Very Own collection features hilarious, unexpected, and sometimes oddly useful novelties that just keep getting bigger. Because you never know when you’ll need a backup plan.

The "Grow Your Own Goldfish - No Maintenance Required!" is a funny gag prank toy with an orange fish figure that can grow up to 600% in water—easy, hilarious, and the perfect no-maintenance pet gift!.

🐠 Grow Your Own Goldfish – Expands Up to 600% in Water!

$4.95
$4.95
Bling Engagement Diamond Ring - Grows 600% in Water - Novelty Gag Joke Play Toy

Bling Engagement Diamond Ring - Grows 600% in Water - Novelty Gag Joke Play Toy

$4.95
$4.95
🌱 Grow Your Own Weed – Hilarious Water-Activated Gag Toy: a funny weed novelty for adults featuring a plastic cannabis leaf and bilingual instructions—a perfect stoner party gift for laughs and fun.

🌱 Grow Your Own Weed – Hilarious Water-Activated Gag Toy

$4.95
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🐍 Grow Your Own Jumbo Snake Toy 💦 Expands 600% Gag Gift Party Favor Kids Fun

🐍 Grow Your Own Jumbo Snake Toy 💦 Expands 600% Gag Gift Party Favor Kids Fun

$9.95
$9.95
💧 Grow Your Own Boyfriend – 2 Pack

💧 Grow Your Own Boyfriend – 2 Pack

$6.95
$6.95
💘 Grow a Girlfriend – 2-Pack Hilarious Water-Activated Gag Gift

💘 Grow a Girlfriend – 2-Pack Hilarious Water-Activated Gag Gift

$6.95
$6.95
Grow a Horny Red Little Devil – Hilarious Adult Gag Gift for Your Wild Side!

Grow a Horny Red Little Devil – Hilarious Adult Gag Gift for Your Wild Side!

$4.95
$4.95
The packaging for "Grow Your Own BOY TOY Boyfriend Sugar Daddy" showcases a small male figure confidently posed on a pedestal, along with humorous text that emphasizes its playful qualities. This gag joke gift offers endless amusement as you witness your very own hunk of a man magically grow in water.

💦 Grow Your Own Boy Toy – Just Add Water!

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Packaging for the "Grow Your Own Male Stripper Hunk Man! Funny Adult Party Novelty Gag Joke Gift," perfect for a bachelorette party. This easy-to-grow gag gift provides fun attributes such as dancing and stripping. The package features a bright, colorful design to catch your eye at any celebration!

Grow Your Own Male Stripper – Hilarious Gag Gift for Bachelorette Parties & Girls’ Nights 💪💦🤣

$4.95
$4.95
The 🌿 Grow Your Own Weed – Legal. Hilarious. Reusable. packet sports a cannabis leaf and playful slogans, blending cheeky fun with a novelty toy vibe to encourage easy, legal home growing of cannabis.

🌿 Grow Your Own Weed – Legal. Hilarious. Reusable.

$4.95
$4.95
3pk Grow A Menage a Trios - Threesome - Funny Fantasy Gag Joke Novelty Gift

3pk Grow A Menage a Trios - Threesome - Funny Fantasy Gag Joke Novelty Gift

$5.95
$5.95
🔫 Grow a Godfather, Mobster & Hitman – 3pc Set

🔫 Grow a Godfather, Mobster & Hitman – 3pc Set

$9.99
$9.99
The set of three novelty toys, each labeled "Grow your own DORK," "Grow your own NERD," and "Grow your own GEEK," features expandable characters with humorous descriptions tailored to their respective themes, making them perfect for anyone who enjoys a touch of playful self-deprecation.

Grow a Nerd, Geek & Dork – Expandable Gag Gift Trio Set (3-Pack) 🤓🎓💦

$9.99
$9.99
Hairy Beaver Ceramic Planter - Sprouting Chia Pet Plant Pot - Gift Republic

Hairy Beaver Ceramic Planter - Sprouting Chia Pet Plant Pot - Gift Republic

$28.95
$28.95
The Sloth Ceramic Planter by Gift Republic is a desktop sprouting chia pet pot featuring a sloth covered in green foliage, hanging from a white branch, perfect for adding charm to any space.

Sloth Ceramic Planter - Desktop Sprouting Chia Pet Plant Pot - Gift Republic

$28.95
$28.95
T-Rex Dinosaur Ceramic Planter - Sprouting Chia Pet Plant Pot - Gift Republic

T-Rex Dinosaur Ceramic Planter - Sprouting Chia Pet Plant Pot - Gift Republic

$28.95
$28.95
The packaging shows the Unicorn Ceramic Planter - Desktop Sprouting Chia Pet Plant Pot by Gift Republic with green sprouts on its back. Text says, "Add water and watch your magical unicorn grow!" and notes it includes a chia seed grow kit.

Unicorn Ceramic Planter - Desktop Sprouting Chia Pet Plant Pot - Gift Republic

$28.95
$28.95
Grow Your Own Green Earth – Eco-Friendly Plant Gift That Makes a Statement 🌍🌱

Grow Your Own Green Earth – Eco-Friendly Plant Gift That Makes a Statement 🌍🌱

$19.99
$19.99
"Build Your Own" 3D Windmill Farm Plant Puzzle Garden Kit - Grows Basil

"Build Your Own" 3D Windmill Farm Plant Puzzle Garden Kit - Grows Basil

$17.95
$17.95
"Build Your Own" 3D Mini Rainbow House Plant Puzzle Garden Kit - Grows Basil

"Build Your Own" 3D Mini Rainbow House Plant Puzzle Garden Kit - Grows Basil

$14.95
$14.95
12pk MAGIC GROWING ANIMAL CAPSULES - Just Add Water - Expanding Sponge Foam Toys

12pk MAGIC GROWING ANIMAL CAPSULES - Just Add Water - Expanding Sponge Foam Toys

$3.99
$3.99
🧙‍♂️ Magic Growing Animal Capsules – 144-Piece Bulk Set (12 Packs of 12)

🧙‍♂️ Magic Growing Animal Capsules – 144-Piece Bulk Set (12 Packs of 12)

$14.95
$14.95
Send a Kiss – Grows 600% in Water! Cute Valentine’s Gift for Grandkids & More!

Send a Kiss – Grows 600% in Water! Cute Valentine’s Gift for Grandkids & More!

$4.95
$4.95