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- Listing is for 1 "Silent Alarm Clock"
- How to use: When you retire to bed, Insert candle up your rear end to the hour you wish to be wakened at. Light the wick and go to sleep on your stomach.
- Caution! Take care not to fart in bed as this may blow out your alarm clock!
- Guaranteed to make you jump out of bed!
- Wake up to a warm glowing feeling
- Makes a great Gag Gift, Over the Hill Birthday, Party Favor, Birthday, Holiday Stocking Stuffer, White Elephant gift, etc.
- Comes brand new / in funny retail display box