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Sell Your House Home Kit w/ Saint Joseph Statue - GOOD LUCK ~ Archie McPhee

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And, if you look out back, you can see it comes with a manger

Help me, Saint Joseph! Selling your house can be a real (estate) pain in the neck! Why not get help from the expert? According to tradition, burying a Saint Joseph in your yard helps you to sell your house faster and better. This kit contains not only a 3-3/4" Saint Joseph figure with a prayer on the back of his business card, but also a 16-page booklet of (un)helpful (funny) house-selling hints and miniature for sale and sold signs. Comes in a 5" x 3-1/2" x 1" decorated cardboard box.

  • 3-3/4" St. Joseph figure
  • Includes business/prayer card and for sale/sold signs
  • 16-page booklet of (un)helpful house-selling hints
  • Comes in a decorated cardboard box
  • Makes a great gift