🩹 Over the Hill First Aid Kit – Gag Retirement Survival Box

Getting older? There’s a kit for that—kind of. This hilarious Over the Hill First Aid Kit is the perfect gag gift for anyone creeping past their prime. Packed with “helpful” remedies like Anti-Old Pills, Hair Gray Away, Wrinkle Remover, a nail file, and more, this kit is guaranteed to get laughs... even if it won’t actually fix your back pain.

Each item inside is an empty box—purely for the joke. It’s all in good fun, poking at the aches, groans, and bathroom trips that come with the golden years. Ideal for birthdays, retirement parties, or anyone who claims 40 is the new 30.

Comes brand new / factory sealed in a funny retail display box.

⚠️ Disclaimer: This product is intended for novelty and gag purposes only. Contents are fake and not intended for medical use.