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Safes – Hide your precious weird stuff.

Got something weird, valuable, or just embarrassing? Keep it under wraps with our quirky safes! From soda-can hideaways to book safes, this collection ensures your precious (or totally ridiculous) items stay hidden in plain sight.

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SPAM ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED - Decoy Safe Home Bank - hide cash jewelry gold

SPAM ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED - Decoy Safe Home Bank - hide cash jewelry gold

$15.95
$15.95
🥫 Campbell’s® Chicken Noodle Soup Can Safe – Officially Licensed Decoy

🥫 Campbell’s® Chicken Noodle Soup Can Safe – Officially Licensed Decoy

$15.95
$15.95
The 🌶️ Hormel Chili® with Beans Decoy Safe – Officially Licensed cleverly hides valuables like cash, jewelry, or keys in plain sight with a realistic removable lid for a discreet and practical secret storage solution.

🌶️ Hormel Chili® with Beans Decoy Safe – Officially Licensed

$15.95
$15.95
A Spaghettios ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED Decoy Safe Can Bank with money and jewelry hidden inside, alongside the removed false bottom exhibiting a pair of earrings and a ring. Perfect for concealing valuables in plain sight.

SpaghettiOs Can Safe – Officially Licensed Hidden Stash Container 🍝🔒

$15.95
$15.95
🥜 Planters® Salted Mixed Nuts Can Safe – Officially Licensed Decoy

🥜 Planters® Salted Mixed Nuts Can Safe – Officially Licensed Decoy

$15.95
$15.95
MODEST PET URN - Rest in Peace Funeral Service in a Can! - Archie McPhee

MODEST PET URN - Rest in Peace Funeral Service in a Can! - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
Quart of Paint Can Diversion Safe – Hidden Stash for Cash, Jewelry & Valuables

Quart of Paint Can Diversion Safe – Hidden Stash for Cash, Jewelry & Valuables

$16.95
$16.95
Fake Sunscreen Can Safe Bottle – Hidden Diversion Safe for Money, Cash, Jewelry

Fake Sunscreen Can Safe Bottle – Hidden Diversion Safe for Money, Cash, Jewelry

$16.95
$16.95