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Safes – Hide your precious weird stuff.

Got something weird, valuable, or just embarrassing? Keep it under wraps with our quirky safes! From soda-can hideaways to book safes, this collection ensures your precious (or totally ridiculous) items stay hidden in plain sight.

SPAM ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED - Decoy Safe Home Bank - hide cash jewelry gold

SPAM ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED - Decoy Safe Home Bank - hide cash jewelry gold

$14.95
$14.95
Campbell’s ® Chicken Noodle Soup - Decoy Security Bank Safe - cash jewelry

Campbell’s ® Chicken Noodle Soup - Decoy Security Bank Safe - cash jewelry

$16.95
$16.95
A Hormel ® Chili with Beans Secret Safe, its lid ajar to conceal rolled dollar bills. Next to it lie a key, a gold ring, and a diamond ring. Above it, the text proclaims, "Your secret is safe with us." This is an officially licensed product designed for discreetly hiding valuables.

Hormel ® Chili with Beans Secret Safe - Decoy Security Bank - Cash Coin Jewelry

$16.95
$16.95
A Spaghettios ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED Decoy Safe Can Bank with money and jewelry hidden inside, alongside the removed false bottom exhibiting a pair of earrings and a ring. Perfect for concealing valuables in plain sight.

SpaghettiOs Can Safe – Officially Licensed Hidden Stash Container 🍝🔒

$14.95
$14.95
PLANTERS MIXED NUTS ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED - Decoy Can Home Safe Cash Bank Volt

PLANTERS MIXED NUTS ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED - Decoy Can Home Safe Cash Bank Volt

$16.95
$16.95
PLANTERS CASHEWS ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED - Decoy Can Home Safe Cash Bank Volt

PLANTERS CASHEWS ® OFFICIALLY LICENSED - Decoy Can Home Safe Cash Bank Volt

$16.95
$16.95
MODEST PET URN - Rest in Peace Funeral Service in a Can! - Archie McPhee

MODEST PET URN - Rest in Peace Funeral Service in a Can! - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
Quart of Paint Can Diversion Safe – Hidden Stash for Cash, Jewelry & Valuables

Quart of Paint Can Diversion Safe – Hidden Stash for Cash, Jewelry & Valuables

$16.95
$16.95
Fake Sunscreen Can Safe Bottle – Hidden Diversion Safe for Money, Cash, Jewelry

Fake Sunscreen Can Safe Bottle – Hidden Diversion Safe for Money, Cash, Jewelry

$16.95
$16.95