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- "Introducing the one and only 'TOXIC SEPTIC ASS SPRAY' - the ultimate weapon in the battle of bad smells! We promise, this scent is so unique, it defies all description logic, but we'll give it our best shot!
- Picture this: it's like the scent of a septic tank open on hot summer's day mixed with the charming aroma of poop and urine by the ton. It even has a slight hint to vomit to it for added kick!
- But wait, there's more! While most prank sprays come in puny 1-ounce bottles, our 'TOXIC SEPTIC ASS SPRAY' proudly boasts a jumbo 4 ounces. That's right, folks, four times the stink for your buck! We're talking value here!
- And now, for the burning question on everyone's minds: 'What's the best stink spray you've got?' Well, we can't say, because that's like debating the finest cheese at a skunk cheese-tasting event – highly subjective! What we can tell you, though, is that we've unleashed thousands of these wickedly stinky bottles into the wild, and not one single soul has complained. That's right, we've left noses everywhere speechless!
- Here's the scoop: just give it a spritz with 10-20 pumps and watch the magic unfold. It starts off with a gentle, innocent whiff and then escalates to a nauseatingly epic experience. It's like a rollercoaster for your nose - hold on tight!
- For maximum effect, we recommend using it indoors, especially in smaller rooms. The smaller, the better, just like the laughs you'll get! Keep in mind, the more you spray, the stronger the reaction. So, get ready for some serious shenanigans!
- Brand new and ready to disrupt your olfactory world, our 'TOXIC SEPTIC ASS SPRAY' is perfect for gifting. It's the gift that keeps on giving – giggles, guffaws, and gasps of disbelief, that is!"
- You get 1 bottle per order.