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Things That Grow – The gifts that keep on growing.

Why settle for something that stays the same when you can have a gift that grows? From grow your own willy to grow a girlfriend, these quirky finds start small but just keep getting bigger. Perfect for gag gifts, or just adding a little hilarity to your day.

Grow Your own HAIRY C#@K Willy Pecker Chia Pet Plant - Novelty Joke Gag Prank

Grow Your own HAIRY C#@K Willy Pecker Chia Pet Plant - Novelty Joke Gag Prank

$14.99
$14.99
Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch – The Zero-Maintenance Pet - Just Needs a Little Water!🐕

Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch – The Zero-Maintenance Pet - Just Needs a Little Water!🐕

$14.99
$14.99
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The "Grow Your Own HAIRY BEAVER Chia Pet Plant" is a hilarious gag gift that includes a brown beaver figurine on a blue dish and is perfect for anyone with a quirky sense of humor.

Grow Your own HAIRY BEAVER Chia Pet Plant - Hilarious Gag Gift That Grows 🌱

$19.99
$19.99
A brown cat-shaped planter, dubbed the HAIRY PUSSY CAT, has grass sprouting from its back—an ideal choice for a fun adult gag prank or joke gift.

HAIRY PUSSY CAT - Grow Your Chia Pet Plant - Fun Adult Gag Prank Joke Gift

$14.99
$14.99
HAIRY BALLS - Grow Your Willy Pecker Chia Pet Plant - Adult Gag Prank Joke

HAIRY BALLS - Grow Your Willy Pecker Chia Pet Plant - Adult Gag Prank Joke

$14.99
$14.99
🐍 Grow Your Own Jumbo Snake Toy 💦 Expands 600% Gag Gift Party Favor Kids Fun

🐍 Grow Your Own Jumbo Snake Toy 💦 Expands 600% Gag Gift Party Favor Kids Fun

$9.95
$9.95
The 🌊 Grow A Willy – Hilarious Expandable Gag Gift is a penis-shaped novelty toy with funny illustrations and playful text, ideal for bachelorette parties or anyone seeking cheeky fun.

🌊 Grow A Willy – Hilarious Expandable Gag Gift!

$4.95
$4.95
🍒 Grow Your Own Boobs – Expands 600% in Water!

🍒 Grow Your Own Boobs – Expands 600% in Water!

$4.95
$4.95
Grow Your Own Boyfriend – Funny Gag Gift for Bachelorette Parties & More! 🎉

Grow Your Own Boyfriend – Funny Gag Gift for Bachelorette Parties & More! 🎉

$4.95
$4.95
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😂 Grow Your Own Girlfriend – Just Add Water!

😂 Grow Your Own Girlfriend – Just Add Water!

$4.95
$4.95
GROW SOME BALLS - Weiner Willy Joke for a Wussie! Funny Adult Gag Gift

GROW SOME BALLS - Weiner Willy Joke for a Wussie! Funny Adult Gag Gift

$4.95
$4.95
Packaging for the "Grow Your Own Male Stripper Hunk Man! Funny Adult Party Novelty Gag Joke Gift," perfect for a bachelorette party. This easy-to-grow gag gift provides fun attributes such as dancing and stripping. The package features a bright, colorful design to catch your eye at any celebration!

Grow Your Own Male Stripper – Hilarious Gag Gift for Bachelorette Parties & Girls’ Nights 💪💦🤣

$4.95
$4.95
Grow a Horny Red Little Devil – Hilarious Adult Gag Gift for Your Wild Side!

Grow a Horny Red Little Devil – Hilarious Adult Gag Gift for Your Wild Side!

$4.95
$4.95
The packaging for "Grow Your Own BOY TOY Boyfriend Sugar Daddy" showcases a small male figure confidently posed on a pedestal, along with humorous text that emphasizes its playful qualities. This gag joke gift offers endless amusement as you witness your very own hunk of a man magically grow in water.

💦 Grow Your Own Boy Toy – Just Add Water!

$4.95
$4.95
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Grow Your Own Female Pole Dancer Stripper - Funny Adult Novelty Gag Joke Gift

Grow Your Own Female Pole Dancer Stripper - Funny Adult Novelty Gag Joke Gift

$4.95
$4.95
3pk Grow A Menage a Trios - Threesome - Funny Fantasy Gag Joke Novelty Gift

3pk Grow A Menage a Trios - Threesome - Funny Fantasy Gag Joke Novelty Gift

$5.95
$5.95
Grow a Cocktail Party - Hilarious Gag Gift for Adults, Joke Gift for Drink Lover

Grow a Cocktail Party - Hilarious Gag Gift for Adults, Joke Gift for Drink Lover

$4.95
$4.95
1 Weener Kleener Cleaner Willy Soap + 1 Grow Pecker ~ COMBO SET

1 Weener Kleener Cleaner Willy Soap + 1 Grow Pecker ~ COMBO SET

$14.79
$14.79
A cheeky rubber duck floats in a glass of water, labeled "DUCK WITH A DICK - Really? What WTF???????," complete with an arrow highlighting its naughty feature—it's the ultimate gag gift for any bath time prankster.

DUCK WITH A DICK - Really? What WTF????????

$14.95
$14.95
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Packaging for "Littly Willy? Grow a pair of BALLS," a humorous water-activated toy designed for adults. Promises to grow six times its size when wet, making it the ultimate novelty gift for those wanting to "grow a pair of balls" while having fun.

Littly Willy? Grow a pair of BALLS - Funny Adult Gag Stocking Stuffer Gift

$1.95
$1.95
$6.95
The 🌈 Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend – Hilarious Reusable Gag Gift includes a small plastic figure and funny packaging, making it the perfect gag gift to spark laughter.

🌈 Grow Your Own Gay Best Friend – Hilarious Reusable Gag Gift

$4.95
$4.95
Grow Your Own LOVE VOODOO DOLL with 2 Pins ~ Funny Adult Gag Gift Joke Gift

Grow Your Own LOVE VOODOO DOLL with 2 Pins ~ Funny Adult Gag Gift Joke Gift

$4.95
$4.95
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Grow A Girlfriend & Boyfriend - COMBO SET - Funny GaG Joke Novelty

Grow A Girlfriend & Boyfriend - COMBO SET - Funny GaG Joke Novelty

$8.95
$8.95
Nana's Boobie Knitted Beer Can Bottle Cooler Holder + 1 Grow Boobs ~ COMBO SET

Nana's Boobie Knitted Beer Can Bottle Cooler Holder + 1 Grow Boobs ~ COMBO SET

$15.95
$15.95