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Willy – Because size is relative.

Big, small, or somewhere in between, our willy-themed novelties guarantee laughs no matter the size! From cheeky gag gifts to hilarious party must-haves, this collection is all about good, clean (okay, maybe not-so-clean) fun. Perfect for bachelorette parties, birthdays, or anyone who appreciates a solid weenie joke.

RAINBOW PRIDE LGBT WILLY WARMER "Heater for your Peter" Weener WEINER SOCK

RAINBOW PRIDE LGBT WILLY WARMER "Heater for your Peter" Weener WEINER SOCK

$10.95
$10.95
🎅 Christmas Mankini – Holiday Heater for Your Peter

🎅 Christmas Mankini – Holiday Heater for Your Peter

$14.95
$14.95
🍌 Inflatable Lunch Box – Hilarious Gag Gift for Instant Confidence

🍌 Inflatable Lunch Box – Hilarious Gag Gift for Instant Confidence

$9.95
$9.95
🧣 Pecker Dressers Hat & Scarf Set – Hilarious Winter Warmer

🧣 Pecker Dressers Hat & Scarf Set – Hilarious Winter Warmer

$10.95
$10.95
🏋️‍♂️ Willy Exerciser – Hilarious Gag Gift for Men’s “Private Training”

🏋️‍♂️ Willy Exerciser – Hilarious Gag Gift for Men’s “Private Training”

$10.95
$10.95
🎄 Mistletoe Mankini – Hilarious Holiday Gag Gift for Men

🎄 Mistletoe Mankini – Hilarious Holiday Gag Gift for Men

$14.95
$14.95
🍆 Wind-Up Jumping Pecker – Hilarious Party Gag Toy

🍆 Wind-Up Jumping Pecker – Hilarious Party Gag Toy

$7.95
$7.95
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🏀 Grow a Pair of Balls – Hilarious Water-Activated Gag Toy

🏀 Grow a Pair of Balls – Hilarious Water-Activated Gag Toy

$7.95
$7.95
HEART ❤️ Weener Cleaner Soap Willy Weiner Joke Gag Gift Party Adult Prank Toy

HEART ❤️ Weener Cleaner Soap Willy Weiner Joke Gag Gift Party Adult Prank Toy

$9.95
$9.95
A hand holds the 🌈 Rainbow Willy Warmer – Pride Edition by Diabolical Novelties, a rainbow-knit gag gift with colorful graphics and "one size fits most" text—an ideal pride party accessory.

🌈 Rainbow Willy Warmer – Pride Edition by Diabolical Novelties

$9.95
$9.95
🎅 Holiday Willy Warmer – Christmas Edition by Diabolical Novelties

🎅 Holiday Willy Warmer – Christmas Edition by Diabolical Novelties

$9.95
$9.95
🍆 Bag of Dicks – Say It Loud, Say It Proud

🍆 Bag of Dicks – Say It Loud, Say It Proud

$14.95
$14.95
🔥 2pk Willy Hand Warmers – Heat Where It Counts!

🔥 2pk Willy Hand Warmers – Heat Where It Counts!

$9.99
$9.99
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The 🔥 Willy Warmer – “It’s a Heater for Your Peter” by BigMouth Inc. is a red knitted novelty gift, perfect for anyone who loves hilarious gag items.

🔥 Willy Warmer – “It’s a Heater for Your Peter”

$10.95
$10.95
🍆 Stud Undies – Hilarious Gag Gift for the Well-Endowed!

🍆 Stud Undies – Hilarious Gag Gift for the Well-Endowed!

$9.99
$9.99
😂 Weener Cleaner Soap + Grow a Pair of Balls – Hilarious 2-Pack Combo!

😂 Weener Cleaner Soap + Grow a Pair of Balls – Hilarious 2-Pack Combo!

$14.79
$14.79
💡 Glow-in-the-Dark Willy Earrings – Gag Gift Pair

💡 Glow-in-the-Dark Willy Earrings – Gag Gift Pair

$8.95
$8.95
Little Book of Big Old Balls – Hilarious Gag Gift Book for Him 🎾📚🤣

Little Book of Big Old Balls – Hilarious Gag Gift Book for Him 🎾📚🤣

$13.95
$13.95
Small Pecker Condoms & Mini Willy Weener Cleaner Soap - Adult Gag Joke 🎁😂

Small Pecker Condoms & Mini Willy Weener Cleaner Soap - Adult Gag Joke 🎁😂

$14.95
$14.95
🍒 BALL SACK Beer Koozie – Keep Your Beer Cold & Your Jokes Hot! 🍺😂

🍒 BALL SACK Beer Koozie – Keep Your Beer Cold & Your Jokes Hot! 🍺😂

$12.95
$12.95
🍆 GIANT Weener Cleaner Soap + ENORMEX XXL Gag Condom Combo

🍆 GIANT Weener Cleaner Soap + ENORMEX XXL Gag Condom Combo

$19.95
$19.95
🍒 Grow a Pair + Grow a Pecker Combo Set – Hilarious Gag Gift Duo!

🍒 Grow a Pair + Grow a Pecker Combo Set – Hilarious Gag Gift Duo!

$8.95
$8.95
The 🌊 Grow A Willy – Hilarious Expandable Gag Gift is a penis-shaped novelty toy with funny illustrations and playful text, ideal for bachelorette parties or anyone seeking cheeky fun.

🌊 Grow A Willy – Hilarious Expandable Gag Gift!

$4.95
$4.95
The 🏁 DIY Racing Willies – Wind-Up Pecker Craft Race Game box shows three cartoon penis-shaped molds on a winner’s podium, making it the ideal adult humor gag gift or hilarious party favor.

🏁 DIY Racing Willies – Wind-Up Pecker Craft Race Game

$14.95
$14.95