🍆 Bag of Dicks – Say It Loud, Say It Proud

Yes, you read that right. It’s a Bag of Dicks. And honestly? It’s glorious.

Perfect for the friend who has everything… except a half-pound sack of hilarious plastic anatomy. Whether you’re shopping for a white elephant party, a bachelor or bachelorette blowout, or just need a ridiculously funny stocking stuffer, this one’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser.

• Includes 5 hard plastic “dicks” in assorted sizes (2" to 3")

• Comes in a 7" x 7" ball-shaped drawstring sack (because of course it does)

• Weighs in at nearly half a pound of pure prank glory

• Hilariously offensive, undeniably unforgettable

• Great for desk gags, party centerpieces, or just telling someone how you really feel

Brand new and ready to shock, offend, and delight. Give the gift that leaves… an impression.