💩🕯️ DIARRHEA DISASTER — THE WORST-SMELLING CANDLE EVER! 🤢😂
• Listing is for 1 USA-Made “DIARRHEA DISASTER” Scented Candle
Ya gotta ask yourself… WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY that an item like this exists?! Well… sadly, it does. 😂 And honestly, we’re not sure whether to be proud or deeply concerned.
🤢 THIS CANDLE SMELLS TERRIBLE!
Seriously… THIS CANDLE DOES NOT SMELL GOOD AT ALL! Do NOT buy this candle if you're looking for something that smells nice. There are plenty of pleasant candles in the world. THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM. 💩
😂 BUT DO BUY IT FOR A GREAT GAG GIFT!
Looking for a guaranteed laugh? Give someone the gift of a soupy diarrhea disaster! This smells like POOP ON STEROIDS! 💩💪
It was practically PAINFUL for everyone at the factory to formulate this disgusting scent! They won't want to get anywhere near this candle… but they'll HAVE to! 😂
💩 PUTS THE “GAG” IN GAG GIFT!
We cannot stress this enough: THIS CANDLE SMELLS HORRIBLE. 🤮 We actually feel a little bad for whoever receives it.
❤️ MAYBE GIVE THEM A NICER CANDLE?
Seriously… NO ONE DESERVES TO RECEIVE A CANDLE THIS HIDEOUS. If you care about this person at all, please reconsider. 😂 There are nicer-smelling gifts out there. Lots of them.
🤷♂️ OK… IF YOU INSIST!
If you absolutely MUST give someone a horrible-smelling candle, at least you'll be supporting a small USA-based business! Our candles are hand-poured in small batches right here in Indiana. 🇺🇸
🤢 A TRULY HORRIBLE SMELL!
This holiday season, give a gift that comes with a GUARANTEED LAUGH! 😂 Perfect for Secret Santa, White Elephant, Yankee Swap, or anyone who deserves a truly unforgettable gift.
Or give it to that special someone who you think would absolutely LOVE waking up to the sweet smell of farts every morning. 💨😂
🚨 IMPORTANT: THERE IS NO CONFUSION HERE!
This is THE WORST-SMELLING CANDLE OF ALL TIME. Expect whoever receives it to be REPULSED, DISGUSTED, AND POSSIBLY DEEPLY OFFENDED. 🤮😂
Perfect for Christmas morning! 🎄💩
📏 PRODUCT DETAILS
• Measures approximately 3 1/2" tall
• 6 oz. candle
• Glass jar with lid
• Just under 1 lb. shipping weight with glass
• Made in the USA 🇺🇸
• Hand-poured in small batches
Another quality USA-made item from Save A Buck Enterprises LLC. Packaged with care and shipped brand new in the box.
BUY IT FOR THE LAUGH. NOT FOR THE SMELL. 😂💩🕯️
