😂 MAN AKIN: INFLATABLE HUSBAND / BOYFRIEND

LIKE A GUY, BUT EASIER! 🎈

Ever wish you could have a man who apologizes, listens to your problems, rubs your shoulders, and never argues about what to watch on TV? Meet MAN AKIN — the nearly 6-foot inflatable man who gives you all the romance without most of the headaches! 😜

⚠️ IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ!

BRAND NEW, FACTORY SEALED INFLATABLE — SOUND DEVICE SOLD AS NON-WORKING!

The included stick-on sound device no longer works because its batteries died during storage. We don't know whether the batteries can be replaced or what size they are.

You're buying the inflatable ONLY. The sound device is included, but its operation is NOT guaranteed.

Working versions have typically been listed online for $50–$75. We're clearing these out below cost! If you can get the sound working, consider it a bonus!

❤️ THINGS MAN AKIN SAYS

If you manage to get the sound working, press the button and enjoy these romantic classics:

• 💐 "I'm sorry. I was wrong."

• 🗺️ "Let's stop and ask for directions."

• 👠 "You do NOT have too many shoes."

• 💆 "Relax. Let me rub your shoulders."

• 🍑 "Those jeans make your butt look perfect!"

• 🍽️ "Let me do the dishes."

• 🥂 "Let me bring you more champagne."

• ❤️ "I could listen to you talk all day."

• 👑 "Thank you for always being right."

• 🎬 "Forget the game. Let's watch The Notebook again."

• 🛒 "Order anything you like on Amazon!"

• 💨 "WOW! Your poop really doesn't stink!"

Now THAT'S true love! 😂

🤣 WHY SETTLE FOR A REAL MAN?

Man Akin only talks when you want him to (assuming the sound works!). He doesn't leave dirty dishes in the sink, hog the remote, eat your food, or complain about anything.

At nearly 6 feet tall, he's life-sized, yet deflates and folds away for convenient storage. Keep him inflated as your hangout buddy, or bring him out for your next romantic emergency!

He's perfect for bachelor and bachelorette parties, gag gifts, birthdays, pranks, and anyone who wants a low-maintenance companion. 🎉

💪 HIGHER-QUALITY INFLATABLE!

This is a higher-quality inflatable than many alternatives sold online, with a much better appearance!

Tips: Use a pump, not your mouth, to inflate him. The included elastic attaches the sound device near his wrist/watch area. Slide the black switch to turn it on or off, then press the white button — if you've managed to get the sound working!

💰OUR LOSS, YOUR GAIN!

You receive a brand-new, factory-sealed, higher-quality inflatable with the included, non-working sound device.

MAN AKIN: LIKE A GUY, BUT EASIER! 😂🎈

Remember: The sound device is sold as non-working and may or may not be repairable. The purchase is for the inflatable only, with no guarantee that the sound will function.