đŠđż SHOWER LIKE SOMEONEâS PAYING THE BILL! đžđ
Help save water, lower utility bills, and put an end to those 30-minute teenage showers with The Bills Timer! This hilarious 5-minute shower sand timer is the perfect bathroom reminder for anyone who apparently thinks the water company provides unlimited free showers. đ€Ł
Just flip the timer and watch the sand run while the rotating dial delivers a brutally honest review of your shower habits â from âEfficient Shower So Far...â đ to âYouâre a Certified Water Waster!â đŠđž
Designed with a sturdy rear suction pad, The Bills Timer easily sticks to smooth bathroom surfaces such as shower tiles, glass shower doors, and mirrors. Itâs a simple and funny way to encourage shorter showers without having to stand outside the bathroom yelling, âARE YOU STILL IN THERE?!â đ
đż GREAT FOR:
đŠ Teenagers who believe every shower should be an Olympic event
đž Roommates who mysteriously use ALL the hot water
đ Families looking to save water and utility costs
đ College dorms and shared bathrooms
đ Office and workplace gag gifts
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Secret Santa exchanges
đ White Elephant gift swaps
đ§Š Funny stocking stuffers
đ° Anyone who needs a reminder that WATER COSTS MONEY!
The internal sand has been asbestos-tested and safety certified for added peace of mind.
đŠ Comes brand new in the box with hilarious retail packaging, making it ready to give as a gift right out of the box.
đ The Bills Timer: Because apparently some people need a timer to remember that the shower isn't a luxury spa. đżđŠ