⚠️ Funny Warning HIGHLY DANGEROUS Desk Sign Office Humor Gag Joke Funny Gift 🚨

🚨 HILARIOUS WARNING DESK SIGN – "WARNING: Desk Space HIGHLY DANGEROUS – DO NOT APPROACH" 🚨

Because sometimes words aren’t enough… you need bright yellow plastic to protect innocent bystanders from you.

☠️ Danger Zone Alert:
Step any closer and you’re entering the hazard zone. Whether it’s pre-coffee crankiness ☕, piles of chaos, or an ongoing battle with the stapler, this is your first and final warning.

💼 Not Just a Sign:
Doubles as a “Do Not Disturb” shield when you’re knee-deep in work 🖥️🔒… or just dramatically avoiding human interaction. Perfect for office pranks, gag gifts, or a subtle-yet-loud roast for that coworker.

👀 Eye-Catching Design:

• Measures 9.8" x 4.9" (5.5" wide when open)

• Bold, bright, and impossible to ignore

• Guaranteed to spark laughs (and maybe mild fear) 🤣

🎁 Gift-Worthy Goodness:

• For caffeine snobs, pms days, and those who weaponize sarcasm before 9 a.m.

• Great gag gift for men, women, and the humorously unapproachable

• A hit at white elephant parties, stocking stuffers, and office gift exchanges 🎄🎉

🆕 Brand new – sold loose (no retail packaging, just pure, unfiltered comedy).

💡 Bottom line: Not just a sign… it’s an official hazard warning for anyone brave enough to approach your desk.