Grow Your Own Monk – Find Inner Peace (and a Lot of Laughs!) 💧

Looking for enlightenment? How about a monk that miraculously grows instead? Drop this little guy in water, and watch as he expands up to 600% of his original size! Then, when the time comes, let him dry out and shrink back—ready to repeat the cycle of growth and wisdom (or just hilarious amusement) again!

💧 Just Add Water – Watch your monk grow over a few days. No meditation required.
📏 Pocket-Sized Zen – Starts at approximately 2 inches and can swell to six times larger!
🔄 Reusable Fun – Grows and shrinks over and over again. The circle of life!
🎁 Perfect Gag Gift – Great for White Elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, birthdays, or anyone in need of a little peace (or a big laugh).

Important Monkly Wisdom:
🚫 Not for human consumption (seriously, don’t eat the monk).
⚠️ Contains small parts – Not for kids under 3 years.

Each order includes one (1) Grow Your Own Monk, brand new and factory sealed. Now go forth and achieve enlightenment… or at least some good laughs! 🧘‍♂️💦