Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch – The Zero-Maintenance Pet - Just Needs a Little Water!🐕

Tired of pets that demand food, attention, and walks at inconvenient times? Meet Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch, the ultimate low-maintenance companion! This dog-shaped planter is here to bring laughs, greenery, and absolutely zero poop-scooping responsibilities into your life.

Simply soak this sassy pup in water for 6 to 8 hours, set it in the provided plastic dish, and let the magic happen. In no time, your new best friend will sprout a lush, green coat of grass—no shedding, no vet bills, and definitely no barking at the mailman.

Why You Need This in Your Life:

🐶 No walkies, no mess—just good vibes and greenery!
🌱 Easy to grow—just add water and watch it flourish.
🤣 Hilariously fun—perfect for pranks, office desks, and gag gifts.
🎁 Great for any occasion—Secret Santa, White Elephant, birthdays, bachelor/bachelorette parties, or just because.

Product Details:

✔ Size: Approx. 5.5” inches
✔ Includes: Grass-growing dog planter + plastic dish
✔ Packaged in a retail box—ready for gifting!

Get ready to grow the most obedient, house-trained hairy companion ever! Snag one today before they sprout away! 🌿🐕