😂🐔🖊️ Set of 12 – 7" Rubber Chicken Pens in Display Case (Maximum Chaos Included)
This listing is for a set of twelve (12) total 7-inch Rubber Chicken Pens 🐔🖊️
And yes… they all come packed together like a squad of squeaky poultry chaos ready for duty.
Because one rubber chicken pen is funny…
but TWELVE at once? That’s basically a workplace safety hazard for laughter 😂
Each pen features:
✔ Black ink writing 🖊️
✔ 7" rubber chicken design 🐔
✔ Protective cap when not in use 🎩
✔ Press the belly SQUEAK from the mouth 🐥💨
Yes, you read that correctly.
You don’t click this pen… you squeeze the chicken.
This is the pinnacle of office survival technology. Meetings too serious? Chicken pen. School dragging on? Chicken pen. Life feeling too normal? Definitely chicken pen. 🐔
What is better than a rubber chicken?
Honestly… we still don’t have a scientific answer. Winning the lottery is nice, sure… but does it squeak? Didn’t think so 😂
🎁 Perfect for:
Co-workers who need to chill out 😐➡️😂
Birthday parties 🎉
Gag gift addicts
Desk chaos enthusiasts
Anyone who enjoys unnecessary squeaking poultry
📦 This set of 12 pens comes in a display case, ready to show off like the official “Rubber Chicken Pen Army” it truly is 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔
Bottom line:
It’s a pen.
It’s a chicken.
There are TWELVE of them.
And they all squeak like they know something you don’t 😂
