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Candy – For the sweet and twisted.

Sure, candy is sweet—but what if it’s also ridiculous? From weird flavors to laugh-out-loud packaging, our candy collection is made for those who like their sugar with a side of silliness.

🌽🍬 Corn Candy Actual Corn Flavored Hard Candy Novelty Tin Funny Gag Gift Weird - Archie McPhee

🌽🍬 Corn Candy Actual Corn Flavored Hard Candy Novelty Tin Funny Gag Gift Weird - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
🐟🤢 Salmon Candy in Tinned Fish Can Funny Gag Gift Novelty Prank Joke Stocking - Archie McPhee

🐟🤢 Salmon Candy in Tinned Fish Can Funny Gag Gift Novelty Prank Joke Stocking - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
Pizza Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

Pizza Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
The Astrology Flavored Candy tin, labeled "Bookstore Flavored!!" by Archie McPhee, adds a whimsical touch with two striped candies upfront, weighing 2.5 oz (72g). It's a perfect new age or gag gift for fans of the mystical and playful side of life.

Astrology Flavored Candy - Bookstore Flavored!! Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
Hot Dog Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

Hot Dog Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
Sour Cream & Onion Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

Sour Cream & Onion Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
Bacon Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

Bacon Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
🌶️ Jalapeño Flavored Hard Candy in Tin 2.5 oz – Spicy Pepper Novelty Gag Gift🔥 - Archie McPhee

🌶️ Jalapeño Flavored Hard Candy in Tin 2.5 oz – Spicy Pepper Novelty Gag Gift🔥 - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
Pickle Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

Pickle Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
POSSUM Flavored Candy - Gross! Funny! Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

POSSUM Flavored Candy - Gross! Funny! Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
Fried Chicken Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

Fried Chicken Flavored Candy - Cool Retro Tin Gift Box - Archie McPhee

$8.99
$8.99
A hand holds a Trumptacs Mints box—funny Donald Trump candy with "Make Breath Great Again" and a cartoon man giving a thumbs up. Hilarious gag gift for fans of Presidential Mints! Box contains 30 mints.

Trumptacs Mints – Funny Donald Trump Candy Box of 30 🍬 Make Breath Great Again!

$7.95
$7.95
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🍞🎄 Toast Candy Canes 6-Pack Weird Funny Novelty Christmas Gift - Archie McPhee

🍞🎄 Toast Candy Canes 6-Pack Weird Funny Novelty Christmas Gift - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
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Baked Beans Flavored Candy Canes 6 Pack - Odd Christmas Gag Gift 🤣Archie McPhee🎄

Baked Beans Flavored Candy Canes 6 Pack - Odd Christmas Gag Gift 🤣Archie McPhee🎄

$9.95
$9.95
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🍤 Shrimp Ramen Candy Canes 6 Pack Funny Christmas Gag Prank Novelty Gift - Archie McPhee

🍤 Shrimp Ramen Candy Canes 6 Pack Funny Christmas Gag Prank Novelty Gift - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
PICKLE Dill Flavored Candy Canes - Funny Christmas Gag Joke Gift - Archie McPhee

PICKLE Dill Flavored Candy Canes - Funny Christmas Gag Joke Gift - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
Bacon Flavored Candy Canes - Festive Holiday Fun Gag Gift - Archie McPhee

Bacon Flavored Candy Canes - Festive Holiday Fun Gag Gift - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
Jalapeño Pepper Spicy Hot Candy Canes Christmas Holiday Fun Gag - Archie McPhee

Jalapeño Pepper Spicy Hot Candy Canes Christmas Holiday Fun Gag - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
KETCHUP Candy Canes - GROSS NASTY! Gag Prank Joke Christmas Gift - Archie McPhee

KETCHUP Candy Canes - GROSS NASTY! Gag Prank Joke Christmas Gift - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
🎄🐔 6-Pack Chicken Soup Candy Canes – Funny Holiday Gag & Prank Gift 😱🍬

🎄🐔 6-Pack Chicken Soup Candy Canes – Funny Holiday Gag & Prank Gift 😱🍬

$9.95
$9.95
POSSUM Flavored Candy Canes - NASTY! Gag Prank Joke Christmas - Archie McPhee

POSSUM Flavored Candy Canes - NASTY! Gag Prank Joke Christmas - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
BIGFOOT Candy Canes - Funny Nasty Sasquatch Pine Tree Flavored! - Archie McPhee

BIGFOOT Candy Canes - Funny Nasty Sasquatch Pine Tree Flavored! - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
Mac & Cheese Flavored Candy Canes - Bizarre Christmas Gag Joke - Archie McPhee

Mac & Cheese Flavored Candy Canes - Bizarre Christmas Gag Joke - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
🐟🎄 6-Pack Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes – Funny Holiday Gag Gift | Archie McPhee

🐟🎄 6-Pack Pacific Northwest Salmon Candy Canes – Funny Holiday Gag Gift | Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95