EMERGENCY CHICKEN - Handheld Sound Machine Noise Maker - Archie McPhee

Listing is for ONE Emergency Chicken

🐔 ~EVERY FOWL MORNING IS A CHICKEN EMERGENCY~ 🐔

Sound the alarm! When life clucks out of control, reach for your trusty Emergency Chicken — the ultimate poultry-powered panic button.

This 3½" (8.9 cm) handheld wonder delivers four authentic barnyard sounds: peep, cluck, morning crow, and squawk! Whether you’re waking up coworkers, pranking friends, or just need some emotional support poultry, this little noisemaker’s got your back.

✔️ Batteries included (3 × LR44) so it’s ready to squawk straight out of the box.
✔️ Loud, clear, and guaranteed to ruffle feathers!
✔️ Comes brand new in a colorful, funny illustrated package by Accoutrements (Archie McPhee) — perfect for gifting, collecting, or just embracing your inner chicken.

Because sometimes... only a chicken can say it best. 🐣