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BACON LIP BALM - You need this in your life! - Archie McPhee

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PREVENT CHAPPED LIPS WITH THE MOUTHWATERING FLAVOR OF BACON

Every time you eat bacon, don't you wish you could taste that cured meat flavor all day long? Well, now you can! Just carry around a tube of this Bacon Lip Balm and you can keep your lips moist and meaty around the clock. Warning: Your lips will smell like bacon, but they are not bacon. Do not bite your lips.

Because Bacon Lip Balm does not contain any actual bacon it makes an equally great gift for bacon lovers and staunch vegetarians who miss the days when they, too, indulged in the tastiest of meats. 

Each tube is 2-1/2" long with a twist bottom dispenser.

  • 2-1/2" long tube, twist bottom dispenser
  • Soothing lip balm
  • Succulent bacon flavor
  • Keeps lips moist and meaty