๐๐๐๏ธ Set of 12 โ 7" Rubber Chicken Pens in Display Case (Maximum Chaos Included)
This listing is for a set of twelve (12) total 7-inch Rubber Chicken Pens ๐๐๏ธ
And yesโฆ they all come packed together like a squad of squeaky poultry chaos ready for duty.
Because one rubber chicken pen is funnyโฆ
but TWELVE at once? Thatโs basically a workplace safety hazard for laughter ๐
Each pen features:
โ Black ink writing ๐๏ธ
โ 7" rubber chicken design ๐
โ Protective cap when not in use ๐ฉ
โ Press the belly SQUEAK from the mouth ๐ฅ๐จ
Yes, you read that correctly.
You donโt click this penโฆ you squeeze the chicken.
This is the pinnacle of office survival technology. Meetings too serious? Chicken pen. School dragging on? Chicken pen. Life feeling too normal? Definitely chicken pen. ๐
What is better than a rubber chicken?
Honestlyโฆ we still donโt have a scientific answer. Winning the lottery is nice, sureโฆ but does it squeak? Didnโt think so ๐
๐ Perfect for:
Co-workers who need to chill out ๐โก๏ธ๐
Birthday parties ๐
Gag gift addicts
Desk chaos enthusiasts
Anyone who enjoys unnecessary squeaking poultry
๐ฆ This set of 12 pens comes in a display case, ready to show off like the official โRubber Chicken Pen Armyโ it truly is ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Bottom line:
Itโs a pen.
Itโs a chicken.
There are TWELVE of them.
And they all squeak like they know something you donโt ๐
