🤢 Pocket 'Disgusting Sounds' Machine Gag Keychain | Hilarious Fart, Burp & Puke 🤢💥 (BATTERIES REPLACED)
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🤣 Pocket “Disgusting Sounds” Machine Gag Keychain – Batteries Included (But You Gotta Install ’Em!)
Need instant chaos in your pocket? This tiny prank keychain unleashes a glorious symphony of disgusting noises at the press of a button. From awkward elevators to boring family dinners, this thing turns any silent moment into a comedy meltdown. Made by Big Mouth Inc., the legends of novelty hilarity, and yes—this little monster really delivers the gross-out gold.
Inside this mini mayhem machine you’ll get a glorious buffet of sounds:
💨 Long farts
💨 Quick farts
🤭 Burps
🤢 Dry heaves
🤮 Puke
🤧 Loogie snorts
A true masterpiece of human “acoustics.”
Now for the honest scoop: these are brand new units, BUT the original demo batteries died last year (RIP little soldiers). So you’re getting this at 25% off for doing 60 seconds of “handyperson” work. We’ll include three brand-new LR44 batteries—you just grab a tiny screwdriver (eyeglass-size or small Phillips), pop ’em in, and boom… 100% working and ready to offend everyone within a 10-foot radius. Batteries will last for years with normal use.
If this is meant as a gift, heads up: you’ll need to open the packaging to install the batteries, so it won’t look factory-fresh as a wrapped present. But if it’s for you (and let’s be honest, it probably is), the packaging was headed for the trash anyway—so who cares? 😆
Comes brand new / factory sealed.