Silent Alarm Clock – Candle Up Your Ass Crack! 😂⏰ – Hilarious Gag Joke Party Gift

Ready to wake up in the funniest way possible? The Silent Alarm Clock with a Candle Up Your Ass Crack is a wild and ridiculous gag gift guaranteed to get laughs and maybe a few gasps!

🤣 Wake Up in Style – No loud, annoying beeps here! This silent alarm clock gets your attention with a candle that's positioned to crack you up (literally).
🎉 Perfect for Parties – Great for white elephant gifts, bachelor parties, or just a hilarious surprise for your favorite morning grump!
🔥 Candle Included – Yes, this clock features an actual candle that will make you chuckle every time you hit snooze!
🚫 Not for Serious Use – This is a novelty item, meant to spark laughs, not to be taken too seriously!

💥 Get the Silent Alarm Clock – Candle Up Your Ass Crack today and bring the funniest wake-up call to your next party or prank session! 😆