๐๐๐๏ธ Set of 2 โ 7" Rubber Chicken Pens (Yesโฆ This Is Real Life)
This listing is for a set of two total 7-inch Rubber Chicken Pens ๐๐๏ธ
Because apparentlyโฆ regular pens just werenโt chaotic enough anymore.
If youโve ever thought, โWork is too serious,โ congratulationsโyou now have a solution. The next time boredom strikes at work, school, meetings, or anywhere youโre pretending to be productive, just whip one of these out and let the rubber chicken energy take over ๐ย
Give the belly a press and it SQUEAKS ๐ฅ๐จ
Yes. Your pen literally squeaks. Because normal writing is illegal now (according to chicken rules).
Honestlyโฆ what is better than a rubber chicken? Weโll wait. ๐โณ
Winning the lottery? Debatable.
A rubber chicken pen? Emotionally priceless. Absolutely peak comedy engineering.
Each pen writes in black ink โ๏ธ and includes a protective cap when not in use (because even chaos deserves safety standards).
โ Press the belly squeak from the mouth ๐
โ Writes smooth black ink ๐๏ธ
โ Includes cap for protection
โ Maximum prank potential and minimum seriousness
These make an absolutely ridiculous (in the best way) gift ๐
Perfect for:
Co-workers who take life too seriously ๐
Birthday parties ๐
Stocking stuffers ๐
Anyone who just needs to laugh ๐
This listing is for a set of 2 pens.
Ships loose with UPC barcode tag for resale ๐ฆ.
If you order 12 or more, (6 orders of 2 chicken pens)ย they come in a display case ๐๐ฆ (because even rubber chickens deserve presentation).
Bottom line:
Itโs a pen.
Itโs a chicken.
It squeaks.
And honestlyโฆ it might be the most important writing instrument ever created ๐
