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Why Did I Buy This? – For all your regret needs.

Some things in life just make you go, "Why did I buy this?"—and this category is packed with exactly those things! From impulse buys to gifts you’ll question later, this collection is for anyone who loves quirky, ridiculous, and absolutely unnecessary fun. Regret? Maybe. Laughs? Guaranteed.

Box of "6 Big Boobie Balloons" featuring an image of inflatable balloons shaped like breasts. The packaging advertises them as easy to blow up, with realistic nipples, and mentions "Great Party Favor and Ice Breaker." Perfect as a hilarious gag gift!

Big Boobie Balloons (6-Pack) – Hilarious Party Gag Gift! 🎈😂

$8.95
$8.95
4-pk Mini Rap Legends Planter Figurines "Slug Life" Plant Pot Marker Decorations

4-pk Mini Rap Legends Planter Figurines "Slug Life" Plant Pot Marker Decorations

$12.99
$12.99
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4 BOX SET Bacon Hot Dog Mac & Cheese Gravy Flavored Candy Canes - Archie McPhee

4 BOX SET Bacon Hot Dog Mac & Cheese Gravy Flavored Candy Canes - Archie McPhee

$27.95
$27.95
4pk Boobs Bottle Charms - Boobies for Beer Bottle - Gag Joke - Jingle for Boobs

4pk Boobs Bottle Charms - Boobies for Beer Bottle - Gag Joke - Jingle for Boobs

$10.95
$10.95
3D HUMMINGBIRD Bird Car Air Freshener - (Lavender Scent) - Archie McPhee

3D HUMMINGBIRD Bird Car Air Freshener - (Lavender Scent) - Archie McPhee

$4.95
$4.95
2pk Private Parts His & Hers ~ Funny Beer Bottle Openers - Big Mouth Toys

2pk Private Parts His & Hers ~ Funny Beer Bottle Openers - Big Mouth Toys

$7.95
$7.95
10" Mondo Whoopee Cushion Giant Jumbo Whoopie Maker Gas Joke Fart Sounds Toy

10" Mondo Whoopee Cushion Giant Jumbo Whoopie Maker Gas Joke Fart Sounds Toy

$5.99
$5.99
Packaging for the "1 Emergency Underpants + 1 Instant Undies ~ COMBO SET - Archie McPhee": The Emergency Underpants are packaged neatly in a box, while the Instant Undies feature a distinctive tin with a compressed round item inside. Ideal for sudden emergencies, these disposable unisex underpants provide quick and convenient solutions.

1 Emergency Underpants + 1 Instant Undies ~ COMBO SET - Archie McPhee

$9.95
$9.95
"Warning - Passengers Will Be Probed" Alien Bumper Car Magnet - Made in the USA

"Warning - Passengers Will Be Probed" Alien Bumper Car Magnet - Made in the USA

$4.95
$4.95
💩 Poop on a Stick – 15" Extendable Gag Toy Funny Fart Prank for Kids & Adults

💩 Poop on a Stick – 15" Extendable Gag Toy Funny Fart Prank for Kids & Adults

$13.95
$13.95
📺 "#1 Couch Potato" Trophy – For the True Champion of Chill! 😂Funny gag gift

📺 "#1 Couch Potato" Trophy – For the True Champion of Chill! 😂Funny gag gift

$10.95
$10.95
🎄🐔 6-Pack Chicken Soup Candy Canes – Funny Holiday Gag & Prank Gift 😱🍬

🎄🐔 6-Pack Chicken Soup Candy Canes – Funny Holiday Gag & Prank Gift 😱🍬

$7.50
$7.50
🏆“World's OKAYEST Dad Participant” 😂 Funny Award Trophy Ribbon 🎁 Gag Prize

🏆“World's OKAYEST Dad Participant” 😂 Funny Award Trophy Ribbon 🎁 Gag Prize

$4.99
$4.99
🏆"I Didn't Stab Anyone Today"🥇 Funny Award Ribbon Office Trophy 😂 Gag Gift

🏆"I Didn't Stab Anyone Today"🥇 Funny Award Ribbon Office Trophy 😂 Gag Gift

$4.99
$4.99
🚖 "DOG UBER" 🐶 🏁 Funny Bumper Car Fridge Magnet - Made in USA

🚖 "DOG UBER" 🐶 🏁 Funny Bumper Car Fridge Magnet - Made in USA

$4.95
$4.95
"I Believe In Humans" 👽 Funny UFO Alien Bumper Car Magnet 🛸 Made in USA

"I Believe In Humans" 👽 Funny UFO Alien Bumper Car Magnet 🛸 Made in USA

$4.95
$4.95
A woman with long blonde hair holds the Punchkins "Netflix & Chill" Teddy Bear Plushie—an adorable cuddly gift for movie fans—in a red hoodie, against a white background.

Punchkins 🐻 "Netflix & Chill" Teddy Bear Plushie 📺 Cuddly Movie Fans Gift 🍿

$19.95
$19.95
The Willy Wonka Bobblehead Statue – Gene Wilder Collectible Figure by Royal Bobbles🍬 features a hand-painted figure in a purple coat and brown top hat, holding a cane, standing on grass with colorful balls and a red gummy bear.

Willy Wonka Bobblehead Statue – Gene Wilder Collectible Figure | Royal Bobbles🍬

$31.95
$31.95
The 🐟 Itty Bitty GOLDFISH (Bag of 10) Figurines by Archie McPhee includes ten mini orange vinyl fish, ideal for crafts or decorations.

🐟 Itty Bitty GOLDFISH (Bag of 10) Figurines | Mini Vinyl Fish - Archie McPhee

$8.95
$8.95
A hand holds the packaged "Who Farted? 💨 Hidden Prank Fart Machine Sound Noisemaker – Drive ‘Em Bonkers 💨," a white electronic prank toy with a warning for small parts, not for children under 3 years.

Who Farted? 💨 Hidden Prank Fart Machine Sound Noisemaker – Drive ‘Em Bonkers 💨

$6.95
$6.95
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Two hands hold up two 3-pack sets of Crossword Puzzle Wrapping Paper—one "Original" (G-Rated) and one "Rude" (R-Rated)—with three sheets each, perfect for making personalized gift-wrap puzzle fun.

2 TOTAL 3-pk's Crossword Puzzle Wrapping Paper Sets – Gift-Wrap Puzzle Fun 🔎

$9.50
$9.50
$17.90
Goat Sound Box - 12 Hilarious Goat Noises! Prank, Joke Gift, Funny Toy & Gadget 🐐

Goat Sound Box - 12 Hilarious Goat Noises! Prank, Joke Gift, Funny Toy & Gadget 🐐

$14.95
$14.95
Farting Santa Claus Christmas Ornament – Hilarious Fart Gag - Stocking Stuffer

Farting Santa Claus Christmas Ornament – Hilarious Fart Gag - Stocking Stuffer

$13.95
$13.95
Farting Elf Christmas Ornament – Hilarious Fart Gag Gift, Santa Stocking Stuffer

Farting Elf Christmas Ornament – Hilarious Fart Gag Gift, Santa Stocking Stuffer

$13.95
$13.95