ā ļøšØ IMPORTANT SHIPPING NOTICE ā READ BEFORE ORDERING! šØā ļø
š USA ORDERS ONLY! We cannot ship this giant chicken internationally because it is oversized and to costly to ship.
š No exceptions, no special requests.
š«šāļø If you live outside the U.S., please do NOT order.
š Thanks for understanding!
ššŗ THE BIGGEST, LOUDEST RUBBER CHICKEN ON PLANET EARTH šŗš
Behold⦠the 27-inch screaming beast of poultry comedy! This isnāt your average sad little dollar-store chicken. Nope. This is the Godzilla of Rubber Chickensāthe tuba of squawk⦠the mother of all cluckers.
š Squeeze it and youāll unleash a sound so ridiculous, it could:
š« Get you banned from schools
š Shush entire church choirs
š Ruin Thanksgiving dinner in one blow
šŖ At nearly 3 pounds, this chicken doubles as a workout. Your arms will quit before the chicken does.
ššŖ Built like the Chuck Norris of chickens š„š„ ā made of thick, heavy-duty rubber built to survive years of squeezes, drops, and questionable life choices.
𤣠Perfect for:
šø Viral videos & pranks
šļø Driving neighbors insane
š Hilarious gifts
š¶ Confusing your dog
š Features:
š Approx: 27ā tall & 7.5ā wide
š Squawk so loud it echoes into another dimension š
š Premium vinyl (feels oddly like plucked poultry š¤)
š Endless laughs, zero regrets
š„ Warning: Once you squeeze it⦠you wonāt want to stop. Ever.
This isnāt just a rubber chicken.
This is a lifestyle choice. šš„
ā ļøšØ FINAL REMINDER ā USA ONLY! šØā ļø
We cannot ship this giant chicken outside the U.S.
š«šāļø Please do not order internationally ā it will be refunded.