🎅 Funny Bad Santa Talking Stress Toy – Naughty Xmas Gift | Sound Machine GaG

🎅 Meet Bad Santa – your hilariously naughty, stress-relieving sidekick for the festive season!

Had it with carols, tinsel, and forced holiday cheer? Don’t worry — Bad Santa’s got your back (and your bad mood). Just give him a squeeze and he’ll shout one of five outrageously funny phrases:
🗣️ “Son of a nutcracker!”
🗣️ “Merry Christmas, you filthy animal!”
🗣️ “Go elf yourself!”
🗣️ “Have a crappy Christmas!”
🗣️ “Jingle my bells!”

Perfect for your desk, stocking, or anywhere that needs a little less “nice” and a little more “naughty.”

Whether you’re surviving office politics, family dinners, or holiday shopping madness — Bad Santa is here to help you laugh it off.

🎁 Great gag gift for adults, office Secret Santas, or anyone who likes their Christmas humour with a dash of sass and a sprinkle of sarcasm!

🔋 Batteries Included! The back of Bad Santa features a small pop-out speaker section — this is the part you squeeze to trigger his funny sayings and sounds.
Batteries come pre-installed and can easily be replaced later if needed (though you’ll get thousands of squeezes before that happens!).

✨ Key Features
🎄 5 Hilarious Sayings – Includes: “Son of a nutcracker”, “Merry Christmas you filthy animal”, “Go elf yourself”, “Have a crappy Christmas”, and “Jingle my bells.”
😤 Vent Holiday Frustration – Squeeze him to hear naughty phrases when Christmas stress hits.
🎅 Perfect Novelty Gift – Great for adult stockings, Secret Santas, and festive desk toys.
😈 Naughty but Nice – A playful twist on Christmas traditions, made with adult humour in mind.
💆 Stress-Relieving Fun – A tactile toy with a comic edge for moments of light-hearted relief.
🔋 Batteries Included & Replaceable – Comes ready to use right out of the box with long-lasting batteries and an easy-access squeeze speaker on the back.