HAIRY BITCH - Kiss my Grass! - Puppy Dog Growing Chia Pet Plant Funny Adult Gift

Listing is for 1 grow your own "Hairy Bitch"

Introducing "Grow Your Own Hairy Bitch," a hilarious and unique novelty gift that combines the charm of a cute dog with the fun of gardening. This adorable dog-shaped planter grows real grass from its back when watered, transforming into a living, green-coated companion. Easy to maintain and endlessly entertaining, simply water it regularly and watch as lush grass sprouts and thrives. Perfect for all ages and any occasion, this quirky Christmas gift brings a touch of nature and humor into your home or office. Ideal for Secret Santa Gifts or White Elephant Gifts!

• The perfect pet! Very obedient! No Walkies! No Poop Picking!

• Hirsutes you! Make me wet, Watch me grow!

• Measures approx: 5.5" inches

• Super simple just soak in water 6 to 8 hours then take out and put on the plastic bowl provided with. That's it! Then wait and watch it grow. Now all ya need to do is water your new favorite bitch! 

• Makes a great Adult Gag Gift, Party Favor, Bachelor or Bachelorette, Birthday, Holiday Stocking Stuffer, White Elephant gift, etc.

• Come new in retail box / Great quality