š3 Stink Bombs + 1 Le Tooter - Pooter Hand Fart Machine + 1 Million ~ Combo Set
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Listing is forĀ 3 Stink Bombs + 1 Le Pooter Fart Noise Maker + 2 Fart Bags + 1 0.00 Novelty Bill - ULTIMATE COMBO SET
1Ā Le Tooter:Ā Do you love making fake fart noises to embarrass your friends, family, or unsuspecting strangers in an elevator? Then congratulations, youāve just found your new favorite gadget! TheĀ Le TooterĀ is a soft, palm-sized masterpiece of comedic genius. Just give it a squeeze, andāvoilĆ !āout comes the mostĀ realisticĀ fart sounds known to humankind. (Yes, even better than Uncle Bob after taco night.)
Le Tooter isĀ 100% air-poweredāno electronics, no batteries, just good old-fashioned air displacement technology creating a symphony of toots. Every squeeze produces a slightly different sound, from the politeĀ squeakerĀ to the full-onĀ "whoa, who did that?!"Ā rumble. With proper technique, you can getĀ hundreds or even thousands of usesĀ out of this bad boy before it retires. (And by then, you'll be a certified fart artist.)
šĀ Farting is an art form.Ā There's a learning curve! The more you practice, the better (and funnier) your toots will get. Itās like a yo-yoābasic at first, but with dedication, you can achieve legendary status. If you need inspiration, YouTube has tutorials. Yes, fart tutorials exist. What a time to be alive.
šĀ No returns. This item is eventually disposable
šØĀ Bonus:Ā This makes a great fidget toy for kids (or adults) who like to keep their hands busy. Plus, letās be honestāmaking fart noises never gets old.
1 Box of 3 Glass Stink Bombs:Ā Ready toĀ gross outĀ your friends, family, or co-workers? These stink bombs are your ticket to chaos! Just throw them on the ground and watch as your victimsĀ RUNĀ for their lives (and their noses)! šĀ Warning:Ā These smell like rotten eggsāBUT WORSE!Ā Pro Tip: For maximum stench, use indoors in a small space.Ā
2 Fart Bomb Bags:Ā Shake it. Squeeze it. Watch it inflate! Then, throw it... and wait for it... BOOM! š„Ā PHEW, IT STINKS!!Ā The loud pop will definitely make your victim jump, but itās the smell thatāll send them running for cover. Seriously, once you let this stink bomb loose, the reaction isĀ priceless!Ā It smells like a deadly fartājust like the real thing, but with 10x theĀ awfulnessĀ and way more fun.
1 0.00 Novelty Money Bill:Ā Introducing theĀ 0.00 Novelty Bill! Thatās right, itās worth absolutely nothingāzip, zero, nada! Looks just like real money, but trust us, itās a hilarious, worthless gem. Perfect for handing to that waiter who gave you a side of bad service with your meal. Who knew bad service could be this funny? Itās a freeĀ gift of laughter we include with your order hereāno tipping required!