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EMOTIONAL SUPPORT CHICKEN - Loud Squeaking Classic Gag Toy - Archie McPhee

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  • Are you too chicken to be vulnerable? Need a friend? How about an Emotional Support Chicken? We all need someone to lean on, but when you lean on this 13" soft vinyl Rubber Chicken, it squawks its support loudly. 
  • It comes with extra wide empathetic eyes and a removable nylon vest that designates it as an official Emotional Support Chicken so that you can take it on planes and into supermarkets. 
  • This chicken is not a licensed therapist. It can't get into the roots of your anxiety or give you strategies to help deal with difficult situations. But, in those moments when you can't find a voice for your angst, it will scream for you! It will squawk the ache of your soul with all the power a plucked chicken frozen in eternal shock can muster. 
  • 13 hilarious inches long
  • Very loud squawk
  • Has emotional support vest
  • Superior quality vinyl feels like plucked poultry skin 
  • Much better grade of quality vs many you see online. 
  • Makes a great gift for you, a friend, a chicken lover, or your dog :)