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💦 Grow Your Own Boy Toy – Just Add Water!

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Who needs dating apps when you can grow the ultimate no-strings-attached boy toy? No husband rules, no boyfriend drama—just a fun, gorgeous companion who’s always ready when you are (and shrinks away when you're done 🤭). He’s cute, quiet, and never complains. Just drop him in water and let the magic happen.


📝 Product Details:

  • Size Before Water: Approx. 2" inches

  • Grows Up To: 600% larger in water

  • Reusable: Shrinks back when dry—grow him again anytime!

  • Perfect For: Gag gifts, party favors, bachelorettes, stocking stuffers, or just a good laugh

  • Packaging: Comes brand new, factory sealed


⚠️ Disclaimer:

  • Choking Hazard – Small parts. Not for children under 3 years.

  • Not for human consumption

  • This is a novelty gift and should be treated as such


🤣 A hilarious and cheeky gift that's sure to get laughs at any party or gift exchange!