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Grow Your Own Monk - Funny Novelty Gag Gift for Peace & Tranquility Lovers

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  • Each order placed is for 1 "Grow your own Monk  "
  • Celibacy is the key to enlightenment, I'll let you ring my bell, silence is golden - Feel the peace & tranquility as you watch me grow
  • Measures approx: 2" inches and can grow in water up to 600% larger! Just add water and watch it grow over the days to come! Once your done leave it out and it will shrink back to the original size. You can now reuse this over again a few more times!
  • Please note: not for human consumption - Small parts - Not for children under 3 years.
  • Makes a great Gag Gift, Party Favor, Bachelor or Bachelorette, Birthday, Holiday Stocking Stuffer, White Elephant gift, etc.
  • Comes brand new / factory sealed

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