😂 HOW TO BE A BIGGER DICK THAN YOU ALREADY ARE 💀
Some people are just born annoying. Others PUT IN THE WORK. 😈
Think you're already pretty good at being irritating? Amateur. 😂
How to Be a Bigger See You Next Tuesday Than You Already Are is the hilariously inappropriate handbook for anyone who wants to take their bad behavior to an entirely unnecessary new level.
Inside you'll find 128 pages of terrible advice that nobody asked for—but everyone will laugh at. 🤣
Learn how to become the person everyone secretly hopes isn't coming to the party:
🚪 Never hold the door open for anyone.
😂 Laugh when someone takes a tumble.
😈 Annoy your coworkers just because you can.
🙄 Master the art of being spectacularly irritating.
🔥 Become the person your friends love to hate.
It's part dark humor, part sarcastic survival guide, and part “Who the hell gave this person a book?” 😂
And that's exactly what makes it such a great gag gift!
🎁 THE PERFECT GIFT FOR PEOPLE WITH QUESTIONABLE HUMOR
Looking for something that will get an actual reaction when they open the present?
THIS IS IT. 🎯
Perfect for:
🎄 Christmas & Stocking Stuffers
🎂 Birthday Gifts
🎁 White Elephant Exchanges
😂 Funny Gag Gifts
👨 Gifts for Men
👬 Gifts for Mates & Best Friends
💼 Funny Coworker Gifts
🍺 Guys' Night / Party Gifts
😈 Prank & Joke Gifts
🔥 Anyone who appreciates inappropriate humor
Give it to your brother, best friend, coworker, husband, boyfriend, drinking buddy, or that one guy who somehow manages to annoy everyone within a 10-foot radius. 😂
It's also perfect for the person who already has everything—because there's a pretty good chance they don't have a book teaching them how to become even more obnoxious.
📖 PRODUCT DETAILS
Title: How to Be a Bigger See You Next Tuesday Than You Already Are
Author: Bee Three Books
Format: Hardcover
Pages: 128
Language: English
Subject: Humor
Theme: Empowerment
📏 Dimensions: 6.2" × 8.1" × 0.6"
⚠️ WARNING:
This book may cause uncontrollable laughter, questionable behavior, offended coworkers, and the sudden realization that you already know someone who desperately needs this book. 🤣
Because if you're going to be that guy… you may as well be the BIGGEST. 😈🔥
