The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet Gag Gift 👂😂 say what??? hahaha

👂😂 The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet – No More Playing Deaf!

Listing is for 1 “The Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet.” Because apparently, “What?” is his favorite word.

🎁 FUNNY GIFT FOR MEN:
The perfect unusual novelty gift for the man in your life who just never listens! Whether it’s your boyfriend, husband, dad, or that “selectively tuned-out” coworker, this gag gift says what you’ve been thinking… loudly.

💸 CHEAPER THAN HEARING AIDS:
This hilarious gag gift is much cheaper than hearing aids (but probably less effective). Results may vary depending on stubbornness levels.

🙃 EASIER THAN GETTING A NEW BOYFRIEND / HUSBAND / DAD:
Gifting the Selective Listener’s Ear Trumpet is easier than getting a whole new man (but definitely less effective). Replacement humans are expensive and time-consuming. This? Simple. Petty. Beautiful.

🎄🎉 PERFECT FOR ANY OCCASION:
Be it a birthday, Christmas, Father’s Day, or Secret Santa—if he doesn’t listen all year round, you can gift it all year round!

📏 Measures 5.5 inches.
📦 Comes in a funny display box, perfect for giving as a gag gift, birthday gift, over-the-hill gift, holiday gift, etc.

Because sometimes love means repeating yourself… but louder. 😏👂