💨 Wholesale Lot of 12 – Fart Machine #2 (Newest Version w/ Remote) 💨
Each order is for a wholesale case of 12 TOTAL units of the legendary Fart Machine #2 – newest upgraded remote version. This is the kind of product that practically sells itself… or rather, announces itself loudly at the worst possible moment.
Perfect for resellers, gag shops, prank stores, online marketplaces, or anyone looking to turn “immature humor” into very real profit margins.
💰 Built for Resellers (Not Just Chaos)
This isn’t a single novelty item — it’s a 12-pack wholesale lot, making it ideal for:
eBay & Amazon sellers
Party & novelty stores
Gift shops & impulse-buy displays
Dropshippers & prank product catalogs
Each unit retails in stores for $29.95, giving strong resale potential on a proven impulse-buy product.
💨 What Makes This Version Dangerous (In a Funny Way)
This is the NEW and IMPROVED Fart Machine #2, upgraded with:
15 different ultra-realistic fart sounds (yes… disturbingly realistic)
“Boom box technology” sound system (translation: it’s LOUD and proud)
Rear-opening speaker design for enhanced sound projection
Because apparently science has now been fully applied to flatulence.
🎮 Remote-Controlled Mischief
Each unit includes:
🎛️ Remote transmitter (battery included)
🔊 Speaker unit (requires 1 x 9V battery – not included)
Remote features:
Works through walls
Up to 100 ft range
Perfect for long-distance embarrassment delivery
Translation: you can cause chaos from another room like a responsible adult would definitely not do.
🪑 Easy Stealth Setup (Too Easy…)
Each unit includes adhesive stick pads so you can:
Hide the speaker under chairs
Mount under tables
Or strategically place it anywhere unsuspecting humans gather
Suggested environments include:
Parties
Offices
School settings
Movie theaters (bold choice)
Thanksgiving dinner (extreme mode unlocked)
📦 Wholesale Details
12 units per order (bulk case lot)
Brand new / factory sealed
Ready for resale or prank deployment operations
